Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Spencer Pratt is a Marketing Genius

Heidi and Spencer Are Engaged With Jason Wahler busy getting arrested left and right, his regular court dates interrupted only by brief stints in rehab, and Heidi's relationship with series star and Pratt nemesis Lauren Conrad essentially non-existent, what on earth is Spencer Pratt going to do to get some screen time in season three of The Hills? Oh, right. He can propose to Heidi Montag. So he did. Spencer, 23, proposed to Montag, 12, at Bacara in Santa Barbara on Tuesday night. A source says that "she said 'yes.' She...

Links Links Links

Fran Drescher is showing off the old lady back. [Yeeeah!]

Not to be outdone, Sharon Stone's in a bikini. [Celebslam]

The Halle Berry pregnancy rumors, round 206. [Cele|bitchy]

The Jessica Simpson pregnancy rumors, round 509. [The Bosh]

Celebrities have bad skin, too. Mostly because of the meth. [popbytes]

What were you listening to the first time you got drunk? [Pajiba]

Demi and Ashton take little Tallulah (although she's had it changed to Lula) to the Mr. Brooks premiere. [Warship]

Pics of Sheryl Crow and her newly adopted son, Wyatt, on the cover of OK! magazine. I guess when she stated that they were "enjoying some very private family time" she meant for, like, a week. That's a long enough normal childhood -- time for the spotlight! [POTP]

Thank God, Lindsay Lohan finally found a sponsor. Except it's not for AA, it's for her 21st birthday party. And it's a vodka. Awesome. [Celebrity Smack]

Rosie's feuding again, this time with co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Damn. They should have paid her what she asked for. [The Blemish]

Celebrity. Virginity. Showdown. [Derek Hail]

/>Fran Drescher is showing off the old lady back. [Yeeeah!] Not to be outdone, Sharon Stone's in a bikini. [Celebslam] The Halle Berry pregnancy rumors, round 206. [Cele|bitchy] The Jessica Simpson pregnancy rumors, round 509. [The Bosh] Celebrities have bad skin, too. Mostly because of the meth. [popbytes] What were you listening to the first time you got drunk? [Pajiba] Demi and Ashton take little Tallulah (although she's had it changed to Lula) to the Mr. Brooks premiere. [War...

EvilT Likes Commercials and 90210

Sometimes I receive emails from lovely NYC girls. Not often, but every once in a blue moon. Today was one of those days. Sadly, it was not to talk about me, it was to ask me to post something on her behalf. You see, the writer known as EvilT wants you to see this. REMEMBER: I did not ask you to watch this. I'll quote EvilT here: "You might think this is stupid but 90210 is awesome." You can't beat that people. Obey! PS- Thanks for writing EvilT. I miss our talks. />Sometimes I receive emails from lovely NYC girls. Not often, but every once in a blue moon. Today was one of those days. Sadly, it was not to talk about me, it was to ask me to post something on her behalf. You see, the writer known as EvilT wants you to see this. REMEMBER: I did not ask you to watch this. I'll quote EvilT here: "You might think this is stupid but 90210 is awesome." You can't beat that people. Obey! PS- Thanks for writing EvilT. I miss our talks. ...

Let’s Take a Minute to Pretend I Care About What’s Going on with the Cast of Grey’s Anatomy

greys1.jpg Ever since Isaiah Washington punched Patrick Dempsey on set and then called co-star T.R. Knight a "faggot" (and then did it again), there have been rumors that he would be leaving the show at the end of the season. Because he sucks and nobody wants to work with him. T.R. Knight and BFF Katherine Heigl have certainly been campaigning for his departure, with T.R. recounting his sob story to every magazine that will listen. The season finale of Grey's basically left the door open for either...

Julianne’s Boyfriend is a Hottie

julianne_bf.jpg So I was one of the ones who was hoping that Julianne Hough and Apolo Anton Ohno would get together even though Julianne was engaged to her boyfriend of one year, Zach Wilson, 25. I thought to myself, this girl is adorable but I hope she isn't getting married to one of those dorky Mormon kids in weird button up shirts and ugly ties. (I totally apologize to my Junior year subletter...J Paul...the most awesome dorky Mormon boy ever) Her boyfriend is a fox. I'm guessing that even if she likes...

It’s Not That Nicole Richie is in Rehab, It’s Just That She Should Be

Nicole Richie Back in Rehab? So the story broke late last night that Miss Nicole Richie was in rehab for anorexia and a pill addiction. The National Enquirer and Star magazine launched a "joint newsgathering operation" (read: National Enquirer did the newsgathering and AMI stuck Star's name on it, too), and determined that Nicole had checked into the Beau Monde Treatment Center in Corona del Mar, California on May 11 to deal with anorexia and an addiction to pills. Apparently the folks at Bauer Griffin caught her entering t...

Scott Stapp Should Really Hire a Publicist for Things Like This

Scott Stapp Can’t Spell Or at least employ a spell check. Stapp, the Christian rocker who came home trashed and threw and Orangina bottle at his wife's face, has issued a statement to Drew Garabo, a morning DJ in his hometown in Central Florida. Unfortunately, he didn't run it through a spell check first. Honestly. Sooo retarded. His statement, with my (myriad) spelling corrections and comments, below. (I decided not even to start on the grammar. Well, for the most part.) You have a Ggreat heart Drew! Thank you bro...

Poor Kelly Pickler

pickelerdaddy.jpg It's hard not to feel bad for Kelly Pickler. She used to be a naive, but lovable, little trailer park gal. Now she's been handled and rebreasted. Sadly, her daddy hasn't caught up with the vibe and remains true to his roots: ALBEMARLE, N.C. (AP) — The father of former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler has been arrested again, accused this time of stealing older abandoned and disabled vehicles and illegally selling them to scrap yards. Wow. You have to admit that's a pretty cra...

Links Links Links

Mick Jagger used to let bees sting his penis so it would get bigger. [DListed]

I guess it's Small Penis Day. Enrique Iglesia says his is tiny, too. Small Penis Power! Small penises have been discriminated against for far too long!!! Small penises unite!!! Rise up and penetrate this social injustice! [Celebslam]

Sharon Stone chugs some wine at Cannes, because she's all class like that. [CityRag]

Some genius 18-year-old adopted the name Katee Holmes and now plans to lose her virginity on camera. Because, you know, this bitch is totally a virgin. [The Blemish]

Dennis Quaid and his wife are expecting twins. [Glitterati]

John Mayer tries his hand at stand-up. [SOW]

Heidi Klum calls her breasts "Hans" and "Franz." Seriously. [Cele|bitchy]

Watch Lady Sovereign's on-stage nervous break-down. [Celebrity Puke]

Yet another Bai Ling nip slip. [The Grumpiest]

Eva Longoria hits up the dance studio. [Drunken Stepfather]

Um, Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco are dating again. And he still hasn't changed his last name. I don't understand it, you guys. [Holy Candy]

Angelina Jolie's taking a year off to focus on family. I'll believe it when I see it. [Daily Stab]

Keeley Hazell wallpaper downloads. Because some of you will care. [Geno]

Thank you to an EB commenter for pointing me toward Kendra Wilkinson's incredible fashion line, K Dub. [K-Dub Clothing]

Pics from the Knocked Up premiere party. [LAist]

/>Mick Jagger used to let bees sting his penis so it would get bigger. [DListed] I guess it's Small Penis Day. Enrique Iglesia says his is tiny, too. Small Penis Power! Small penises have been discriminated against for far too long!!! Small penises unite!!! Rise up and penetrate this social injustice! [Celebslam] Sharon Stone chugs some wine at Cannes, because she's all class like that. [CityRag] Some genius 18-year-old adopted the name Katee Holmes and now plans to lose her virginity on c...