It's the big night, kids! The Oceans 13 premiere at Cannes! There were lots of famous people there! George Clooney and Brad Pitt, of course. Angelina Jolie accompanied her man. Bai Ling showed up. A newly James Blunt-free Petra Nemcova walked the carpet. Matt Damon was there, and somehow managed not to take a single picture alone. I'm not sure if he walked the red carpet or what, but all 100+ pics of him from this event have someone else in them. Weird. Also, Adrian Grenier and the rest of the E...
Trouble in paradise! Posh is no longer returning Katie Holmes' phone calls. [Cele|bitchy] Maroon 5's Adam Levine is sick and tired of being compared to Paris Hilton. WTF? [Celebrity Smack]
Janice Dickinson is such an attention whore. Or, you know, just a whore. [Celebslam] Apparently Anakin Skywalker has borderline personality disorder. Fascinating. [Bree] Wow. Victoria Silvstedt is a name I haven't heard in awhile. And only now because she is apparently feuding with Mischa Barton. I love it. [Derek Hail] Ginger Spice wants to look more like Posh. [popbytes] Ugh. Anna Nicole's sister Donna Hogan continues her quest to celebrate Anna's life in only the most classy and appropriate ways. [Agent Bedhead] Keira Knightley missed the Pirates premiere to play with elephants in Africa for a Vogue shoot. Hey, I hear ya, Keira. I think I'd rather be running from hungry cheetahs in Africa than be associated with that film. [Gabby Babble] Jessica Simpson has kind of gone off the deep end. [A Socialite's Life]
The song doesn't start until 1:25 in, and Portman is a ghost. The song, if I understand it correctly, is about "everybody dancing around tonight, everybody feeling allright."
At 4:28 in things get very strange.
You got me.
/>The song doesn't start until 1:25 in, and Portman is a ghost. The song, if I understand it correctly, is about "everybody dancing around tonight, everybody feeling allright."
At 4:28 in things get very strange.
You got me.
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I love her. I just think she's so cute. So, when there are pics of her, I'm just going to post them until you all are way annoyed. Hey, it's better than more Lindsay Lohan, right?
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Perez Hilton has finally backed down from his logo fight with Creative Age Publications who claim that he stole his logo from a Nailpro Catalogue that they produce.
How the hell did Perez steal a Nailpro photo? I'm very confused here but still it is kind of funny that he had to change his whole banner because of all of this. Maybe this is the beginning of the end for Perez. He seems to get hit with lawsuits every day.
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“I picked Jordin Sparks at the top 24 as the ‘American Idol’ winner. I was actually going to try to wear a ‘Vote for Jordin Sparks’ T-shirt last night but they wouldn’t let me do it.â€
Blake Lewis, after the American Idol finale last night...
But you may have to squint. Remember, you have to see past the dress.
At the Pucci 60th anniversary fete in Florence.
Kylie Minogue made an appearance as well.
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In her ongoing quest to out-Paris Paris Hilton, Britney Spears is reportedly preying on not-quite-divorced-yet men. This time, it's Ryan Phillippe. According to the National Enquirer, the two of them met up in the bathroom of Les Deux in Hollywood on May 16. Says a source: “Britney was in the club’s lounge when Ryan came over to say hi. Both of them had drinks and it wasn’t long before Britney had her arms around him ... They went from saying hello to groping and kissing each ot...
Some of the stripping footage from Sony's I Know Who Killed Me movie has been made available. They're being pretty careful about not showing much, but here are a few of the better shots of Linds and a stripper pole.
So shocking that they would use this as a marketing tool! I'm sure she couldn't have seen that coming.
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Here's some fun with other people's straightforward reporting.
Firing back in her divorce case, Anne Heche asks for full custody of her son and claims her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, craves porn, poker and money.
My joke palate is salivating right now.
Heche says in court papers that although Laffoon claims to be a stay-at-home dad, he actually leaves their 5-year-old son Homer "with nannies and babysitters while he plays ping-pong, backgammon and poker and views pornography online.
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Congrats to Jordin Sparks America's New Idol! It was pretty obvious that she was going to win for the past few weeks. I gotta give her snaps for being the first Idol winner from the great state of Arizona. It was a very long show filled with some pretty awesome performances and a very weird time-filler called the "Golden Idol Awards." I, unlike the Evil Beet, never really wanted to have sex with Blake Lewis but tonight he really brought down the house with his duet with Doug E Fresh.
Sanja...