Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay’s Dad Talks About Her Arrest

Well, sort of. I'm not really sure what he's talking about through most of this. But he's talking and it's at least peripherally about Lindsay. Thanks to Huntington Action Films for the clip. /> Well, sort of. I'm not really sure what he's talking about through most of this. But he's talking and it's at least peripherally about Lindsay. Thanks to Huntington Action Films for the clip. ...

Svedka Vodka Won’t Be Sponsoring Lindsay’s Birthday

Lindsay Lohan DUI Svedka Vodka, the company which had planned to sponsor Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday party, has decided, in the wake of her DUI, that perhaps heralding the legal drinking right of an alcoholic who's not afraid to get behind the wheel is not the best business decision. Because, you know, sponsoring the 21st birthday of an alcoholic who'd been in rehab but had yet to get a DUI would have been totally responsible. Way to go, Constellation Brands. Not that it matters anyway. At this rate, Lindsay...

More Details on the Lindsay Lohan DUI: Lesbian Lovers Spat and COCAINE!!!

linds_dui.jpg OMG you guys this is SUCH A FABULOUS STORY!!! I'm so sad that so many of you are away for Memorial Day and not GLUED to your computer screen following this story the way I am. Because I'm a loser like that. Whatever. Okay, to the dirt: So Linds started Friday night at Les Deux. (Well, it was midnight by the time she got there). She left at 2 am, and went to a party at Nick Hawk's house (the guy that runs Koi). Apparently she got in a fight there with her rumored lesbian lover, DJ Samantha Ron...

Happy Memorial Day Weekend: The Lindsay Lohan DUI Is Here

DUI Lindsay Lohan Yup. The DUI five years in the making finally made its long-delayed debut on the very quietest of news days. Lindsay Lohan ran her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset early Saturday morning. There were two other passengers in the car at the time, and they were both taken -- along with Lindsay -- to a hospital to be treated for minor injuries, but only after Linds was cited on suspicion of DUI. She was released so that she could be taken to the hospital. I think, unfortunately, this means no mu...

Rosie Won’t Be Back on The View

After her spat with Elizabeth Hasselbeck earlier in the week, Rosie O'Donnell will not be returning to The View again this season. ABC just released the following statement: "We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to 'The View' and wish her well."

O'Donnell and Hasselbeck feuded on Wednesday when Joy Behar started a debate on the war in Iraq that quickly became personal. Rosie had planned to take Thursday off for her partner Kelly's birthday, but when she wasn't back on Friday, fans got curious.

Rosie has seemed upset since the fight, stating on her website Thursday night that "i am sad ... so sad" and that all the feuding "IS under my skin ... i cant scrub it off."

She left these thoughts on Thursday night:

"when painting
there is a point
u must step away from the canvas
as the work
is done

anymore would take away"

Oh, Rosie. The View is going to be so boring without you.

/> After her spat with Elizabeth Hasselbeck earlier in the week, Rosie O'Donnell will not be returning to The View again this season. ABC just released the following statement: "We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to 'The View' and wish her well." O'Donnell and Hasselbeck feuded on Wednesday when Joy Behar sta...

Hey Look It’s That Chick from The Cranberries

dolores.jpg Dolores O'Riordan performs for an Australian television show yesterday (today? I get so confused with all the time changes. Why can't everyone live in LA?). It's funny that these pictures popped up today because I'm going through, like, the second coming of my Cranberries phase. I mean, like any dutiful teenager, I owned 1994's No Need to Argue (and, because I was super cool, To the Faithful Departed as well). I'd totally forgotten about that band for awhile, and just recently stumbled o...

So You Think You Can Dance

sytyc.JPG Ladies and gentlemen it is time for my favorite show on TV..."So You Think You Can Dance." Nigel Lythgoe is one of the executive producers and the main judge and fills the Simon role in this dancing show. Mary Murphy aka Crazy Mary is our Paula. She isn't drunk but absolutely batty just the way she is. The third judge is usually a well-known choreographer in the dance world and varies throughout the show. Tonight it is Dan Karaty who is a hip-hop choreographer to the stars. Tonight is Ne...

Keira Knightley Pockets $6000 For Not Killing Anorexic Girl

keira.jpg The, ultra-thin, premiere-dodging Keira Knightley recently won nearly $6000 in a libel suit against British tab The Daily Mail over their claims that her super-skinny body was encouraging young women to starve themselves. The $6000 can be interpreted to represent either 0.0003% of the revenue earned by Daily Mail for that issue, or 0.0002% of the value of the free publicity they've seen as a result of the lawsuit. Take your pick. The tabloid ran a photo of Keira in a bikini, with the headline:...

Oh Hayden.. Why?

I think Hayden Panettiere might have been typecast on Heroes. Why? She played a cheerleader before, in a movie never seen by human eyes. See for yourself as she attempts to "crump" in the uber-terrible straight to DVD Bring it On: All or Nothing. My guess is you won't make it through this entire clip. It's waaaaaay too awful. Seriously. />I think Hayden Panettiere might have been typecast on Heroes. Why? She played a cheerleader before, in a movie never seen by human eyes. See for yourself as she attempts to "crump" in the uber-terrible straight to DVD Bring it On: All or Nothing. My guess is you won't make it through this entire clip. It's waaaaaay too awful. Seriously. ...