Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Lindsay Back in Rehab?

Lindsay Back in Rehab InTouch Weekly is reporting that Lindsers checked into Britney's alma mater, Promises Malibu, on Monday afternoon. "She finally realizes it's the right thing to do," a close friend tells the magazine. "She is going willingly." I dunno, I'm pretty sure our friends at X17 or Splash or Flynet would have had photogs camped out in front of Promises as soon as the most recent pics of Lindsay puking at 4 am hit the Internet. And if any of them has those pics, they haven't posted them yet. I'll b...

Badass Ice Princess

Surya Bonaly Back Flip Remember Surya Bonaly? If you were a big fan of skating in the early 90s you would have watched her skate along with Oxana Baiul and do her signature move, the single bladed back flip. Surya was always a rebel in the world of ice skating. In her last competitive skate, when she knew that a fall had taken her out of medal contention, she did a back flip (which the judges did NOT enjoy) and ended up finishing last. It was an F-U to the rigid skating world and an awesome moment in ice skating. ...

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's brief attempt at rekindling their romance in Cabo leaves her in tears. [The Bosh]

It's officially 0001 in the Year of Our Lord and Savior Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. [Cele|bitchy]

Oh, and Gwen Stefani's kid had a birthday, too. [GTS]

There are many reasons why Britney Spears should not be allowed to wear white, but perhaps the most important of them is that she always spills on herself. [Celebslam]

Anthony Kiedis knocked up his girlfriend. [Agent Bedhead]

Heather Locklear learns to surf in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Beyonce in a bikini (and no make-up ... scary!). [Derek Hail]

Is Diana Ross's son the latest on the long list of Kim Kardashian conquests? [Bossip]

The Jolie-Pitt clan feeds some whales. [Daily Stab]

Is Kathy Griffin taking over for Rosie O'Donnell on The View? That would almost entice me to watch regularly. Almost. [Holy Candy]

Kate Hudson has nice abs. [The Blemish]

Eve's new video for "Tambourine." [popbytes] />Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's brief attempt at rekindling their romance in Cabo leaves her in tears. [The Bosh] It's officially 0001 in the Year of Our Lord and Savior Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. [Cele|bitchy] Oh, and Gwen Stefani's kid had a birthday, too. [GTS] There are many reasons why Britney Spears should not be allowed to wear white, but perhaps the most important of them is that she always spills on herself. [Celebslam] Anthony Kiedis knocked up his girlfriend. [Agent Bedhead] He...

LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT AN ADDICT

Lindsay Drunk and Puking She's just so fucked up out of her head that she's puking, only two days after her DUI. Addiction is a complicated disease, but spotting it is not, in Lindsay's case. A normal person would be like, "Holy shit, I got a DUI. That is a really horrible thing. I could have seriously injured myself, my friends or someone else on the road. Man, drugs and alcohol are making a mess of my life. I'm going to walk away from them for awhile." NOT LINDSAY! She and SamRo -- who was basically the cause of her...

Hee hee hee … Perez vs. X17 Is Getting DIRTY

dui_linds_perez.jpg From X17: If you're gonna steal pix, you're gonna get burned! Mario Lavandeira decided to infringe one of our images, yet again -- as he does usually at least a few times each week -- but this time we caught him with a decoy ... X17 sent out this week-old pix of Lindsay Lohan to our UK clients and captioned them like this: First pix of Lindsay Lohan since dramatic crash with her Mercedes SL 65 in Beverly Hills May 27, 2007 carrying medication May 27, 2007 X17online EXCLUSIVE Mr. Hi...

Mischa Barton’s Shrooming Lands Her in the Hospital

mischa1.jpg Oh, Memorial Day weekend. I have to be honest, kids, I caught about 30 seconds of local news tonight before The Simpsons, and they were interviewing people with family in Iraq at some event in downtown L.A., and I was like, "Oh, shit, that's right! This is the holiday about war veterans!" I get it confused with Labor Day. (What's that one about, anyway? Slaves?) And, admit it, for most of you, Memorial Day weekend is not about remembering our soldiers abroad or at home; it's about getting so...

I Told You People I Was Going to Run Every Damn Picture of Jaslene Gonzalez, and I Meant It

ANTM’s Jaslene at Indy 500 Remember this? Yeah. I'm gonna do this until you all hate me. Because, to be honest, I kind of have a girl crush on her. So you can fantasize about that or you can just ignore these posts, or you can do both, I suppose, but you sure as hell can't stop me. Jaslene was at the Indy 500 on Sunday (which was won by Ashley Judd's hubby). She was joined by Patrick Dempsey and Ian Ziering (who, if we're being honest, looks good these days). Enjoy! ...

Ashley Judd’s Husband Wins the Indy 500!

Ashley Judd Indianapolis 500 These are seriously some of the cutest pictures I've seen come across the wire in a long time. Ashley Judd's husband, Dario Franchitti, won a rain-soaked Indianapolis 500 on Sunday, and she was there to celebrate with him. She just looks so genuinely ecstatic in every single one of these pictures. I don't know the first thing about racecars or NASCARs (I assume this is NASCAR, because it's definitely not horse-racing, right?) and I still don't know how to drive a stick shift, but HOORAY DARIO ...