Today's Evil Beet Gossip

More Details on the Britney Spears Comeback Show Last Night

Last night, Britney Spears returned to the stage for the first time since 2004 in a "surprise" performance at the San Diego House of Blues. While the "surprise" was sort of ruined over a week ago, as Internet murmurings began that the unknown "M+Ms" with the upcoming HoB tour was actually Britney, the pop tart kept fans guessing until the very last minute: her set began over two hours late. (Perhaps because her tour bus was pulled over for "disturbing traffic" on the way down to San Diego). Beginning around 10 pm, the actual performance lasted just sixteen minutes. She performed five songs: Baby One More Time, I'm a Slave For You, Breathe On Me, Do Something and Toxic. Check out video of a portion of the performance here.

Brit wore a brunette wig, a pink sparkling bustier and a tiny white skirt with knee-high boots. She lipsynched all the songs but danced her butt off, and most of the 650 fans in the audience seemed to be happy with the performance. She spoke only four words during the performance: "Thanks everyone for coming."

There are still reportedly two more stops on the Britney Spears Comeback Tour: the HoB in Anaheim tonight, and the HoB in West Hollywood tomorrow night. We'll see if Brit makes it on time to any of those.

/>Last night, Britney Spears returned to the stage for the first time since 2004 in a "surprise" performance at the San Diego House of Blues. While the "surprise" was sort of ruined over a week ago, as Internet murmurings began that the unknown "M+Ms" with the upcoming HoB tour was actually Britney, the pop tart kept fans guessing until the very last minute: her set began over two hours late. (Perhaps because her tour bus was pulled over for "disturbing traffic" on the way down to San Diego). Beginning around 10...

Katie Holmes…Cheating Already?

kmm0427_011.jpg Katie Holmes on the set of her new movie "Mad Money" has been seen getting very cozy with her co-star Adam Rothenberg. According to MSNBC, “They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.” I'm guessing that her love life isn't very satisfying if you know what I mean. I heard rumors that Tom Cruise doesn't like to ove...

Lohan plus Vegas equals Calamity

lohan.jpg Hide the women, children, and small furry mammals because this thing is about to get real. Real real. Somehow, against all odds, Lindsay Lohan is not yet 21. Forget the fact that she's gone to rehab and been photographed around 7,000 times out getting hammered. The girl still has to celebrate being able to get into clubs. That's right, it's bday blast time for Lohan. And I have a feeling the invitations will have ??? on the part that shows when the party ends. She told Ellen DeGeneres (accord...

AmIdol Recap: Top 6 (Again)

Since the show decided to be total pussies last week and put the American public's thirst for blood behind African children's thirst for, well, water, we still have six contestants to deal with this week. Luckily, two of them are going home tomorrow. According to Ryan, donations from last week raised "almost 70 million dollars." Because, you know, more of you voted for American Idol contestants than voted in the last presidential election. But that's cool. Why concern yourselves with the fate of our nation when the fate of Jordin Sparks is in your hands? Tonight is Bon Jovi night. Remember Bon Jovi, Jordin? No, no you don't. Remember when Slippery When Wet was released? No, you don't, because you weren't going to be born for over three more years. In other news, I have officially started menopause. Bon Jovi thinks they should "make the songs your own." Thank God someone finally told them that. It's really the key piece of advice they've been missing. Read More />Since the show decided to be total pussies last week and put the American public's thirst for blood behind African children's thirst for, well, water, we still have six contestants to deal with this week. Luckily, two of them are going home tomorrow. According to Ryan, donations from last week raised "almost 70 million dollars." Because, you know, more of you voted for American Idol contestants than voted in the last presidential election. But that's cool. Why concern yourselves with the fate...

Late-Night Links

Lindsay Lohan is just so damn sober she's taken her shirt off and is dancing on tables with Paris Hilton at 4:30 in the morning to celebrate! Yay sobriety! [The Bosh]

Debra Messing fought for Grace to have tiny titties. [A Socialite's Life]

A very sober Bruce Willis drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Ninja Dude]

Hooray for summer! The celeb bikini pics are back in full swing. Up now: Taryn Manning gets wet. [Drunken Stepfather]

What are your top five break-up songs? [Pajiba]

Naomi Campbell's all like, "Yeah, so it turns out I'm an alcoholic." [The Blemish]

Kate Moss stands in a store window to promote her new clothing line. [Agent Bedhead]

Turns out Selma Blair is sober, too .. who knew? [Cele|bitchy]

Hayden Panettiere and Laguna Beach's Stephen Colletti are still going strong, much to my chagrin. [ICYDK]

R. Kelly wins the award for first musician to capitalize on the Virginia Tech tragedy. [Celebrity Smack]

Keira Knightley wishes she were ridiculously fat. Memo to Keira: sarcasm doesn't translate so well in print. Trust me. [Warship]

TRUMP STEAKS. [INO]

/>Lindsay Lohan is just so damn sober she's taken her shirt off and is dancing on tables with Paris Hilton at 4:30 in the morning to celebrate! Yay sobriety! [The Bosh] Debra Messing fought for Grace to have tiny titties. [A Socialite's Life] A very sober Bruce Willis drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Ninja Dude] Hooray for summer! The celeb bikini pics are back in full swing. Up now: Taryn Manning gets wet. [Drunken Stepfather] What are your top five break-up songs? [Pajiba] Naomi Camp...

Best. Purse Puppy. Ever.

puppy.jpg We love hot bitches here at the Beet. Here is the newest canine celebrity Tiny Dancer. He is 11 months old, 18-ounches and 4-inches tall which makes him quite little. When he is 1 year-old he will claim the title of the Smallest Dog Alive. His owner carries him around wraps up in a blanket or usually puts him in a baby stroller. How cute is that? I'm sure Paris Hilton is calling this woman up offering her a car or something for this little dog. It is the true purse puppy. [source]...

Dannielynn Arrives in the U.S.

passport.jpg Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead arrived in the United States this morning, with her father, Larry Birkhead, who recently had the baby's last name legally changed. (Interestingly, he didn't remove the "Marshall" part of the name -- a reference to Anna Nicole's late billionaire husband, J. Howard Marshall -- perhaps to give the little girl a leg up in obtaining some of the Marshall fortune). After a brief stop in Florida this morning, Dannielynn and Larry continued to Louisville, Larry's h...

An Evil Beet Shout-Out

Just wanted to send a quick shout-out to the fabulous Evil T for sending me the world's greatest birthday present. It just arrived in the mail today. Now, now, Mom, I loved the earrings you sent, but absolutely nothing is as cool as what T got me. Thank you, Miss Evil T, I love you so very much and am so very grateful to have friends like you in my life. />...

Giselle Splits from Victoria’s Secret

giselle.jpg She may have the body of an angel, but model Gisele Bunchen is nobody's sweetheart when it comes to salary negotiations. Gisele will no longer be the "lead angel" for Victoria's Secret, reports Page Six, because they failed to increase her $5 million per year salary. Her sister confirmed to a Brazilian website that talks had broken off. "Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic," said an inside source. "Victoria's Secret doesn't care. They have five new hotter, youn...