Oh, get your minds out of the gutter. Lindsay's relationship with Ellen is nothing like her relationship with Samantha Ronson; it involves a lot less cunnilingus, I'd imagine.
That didn't stop Ellen from basically giving her head anyway. Lohan did Ellen's from-the-bed talk show on Wednesday, and she touched upon topics as far-reaching as the on-set drama of Georgia Rule (she's sticking to that bronchial asthma story goddammit), Bill Cosby's temper and her picks for American Idol.
In the oh-so-capable hands of Sarah Silverman, even beastiality is funny. [popbytes] Celeb bikini watch brings us Vanessa Anne Hudgens today. We've got a whole summer of this ahead of us, kids! [Grumpiest] And hooray for a Sienna Miller nip slip! [Drunken Stepfather] See, it occurs to Britney Spears to cover her nipples with flowers, but cover her vagina with underwear? Why would she do that? [The Bosh] Reese and Jake are still going strong. [Cele|bitchy] Carmen Electra and what must have been a goddamn stable of airbrushers team up for her pictorial in FHM Russia. Honestly, this isn't even a pictorial. Somebody painted this. The original, oil on canvas, is hanging in a museum in St. Petersberg. Carmen Electra hasn't looked like this in 10 years and you know it, FHM. [CityRag] BREAKING: Paris Hilton spends a truly unreasonable amount of time looking at herself in the mirror. [Gossip or Truth] More pics of Britney's San Diego HoB show. [Allie is Wired] Hayden Panettiere's 10-year-old brother is about two years away from the disturbing realization that he totally wants to bang his sister. [Ninja Dude] Rosie won't be fighting with Elizabeth Hasselbeck anymore, lest such blatant liberalism somehow interfere with her co-host's pregnancy. I don't know. Whatever. [ASL] You know, guys, it's really hard for Keira Knightley to eat when you keep calling her anorexic. All the stress just takes her appetite right away. But not, like, in an anorexic way. It's just that refusing to eat is her response to high-stress situations. Sheesh. [MollyGood]
I know you're going to dig this. In this clip old Bruce Willis:
1) Slurs
2) Cracks on Cybill Shepherd
3) Ends with the best catchphrase from a movie ever, throwing profanity out on the airwaves for all to hear.
Enjoy!
Bruce Willis Drunk At NBA Game />I know you're going to dig this. In this clip old Bruce Willis:
1) Slurs
2) Cracks on Cybill Shepherd
3) Ends with the best catchphrase from a movie ever, throwing profanity out on the airwaves for all to hear.
Enjoy!
Bruce Willis Drunk At NBA Game ...
Frodo just peered into my soul... AHHHHH... the EYES... I can't take it... help me escape... can't breathe!!!! Make him look away, for the love of God!
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These are all from Australian Fashion Week, and they are all very good advice for y'all wanting to look good.
If you show up looking like this dates will want to bang. In a big way. Take note.
This first look says "I've put on the lotion AND I've gotten the hose."
These are all from Australian Fashion Week, and they are all very good advice for y'all wanting to look good.
If you show up looking like this dates will want to bang. In a big way. Take note.
This first look says "I've put on the lotion AND I've gotten the hose."
Next up is "Beautiful is for all the other models!"
"You ordered the village idiot? I'm here!"
"One day my forehead will conquer nations."
You get the idea. Oh, you crazy Aussies!...
Taken a month ago, apparently, at a friend's house. Seriously, though, I have seen her vagina. Three times. This is painfully uninteresting.
Update: Sigh. SplashNews continues their fun-sucking tour of sucking the fun out of everything. I love it when they come to visit. Sometimes Chris even comments, and that makes me so happy. He comes to police the site, but he just can't help getting sucked into all the fun we have around here! Then he comes back later to suck it all away. Pics pulled on request. They're visible here. Everyone go say hi to our friends at SplashNews!
/>Taken a month ago, apparently, at a friend's house. Seriously, though, I have seen her vagina. Three times. This is painfully uninteresting.
Update: Sigh. SplashNews continues their fun-sucking tour of sucking the fun out of everything. I love it when they come to visit. Sometimes Chris even comments, and that makes me so happy. He comes to police the site, but he just can't help getting sucked into all the fun we have around here! Then he comes back later to suck it all away. Pics pulled on r...
You know in college when you are going through your photos of a night out with the girls? First you look rockin' in your tube top and mini skirt. Then, as the evening winds down, you are downing red headed slut shots and snarfing up chicken tenders. You start to get that booze bloat and end up deleting a good amount of those post 2am photos. Sadly Lindsay Lohan can't do that and she just looks beat here.
I don't want to call her fat because she isn't in any way. I will call her a bit of a...
Rosie isn't going to bother Elizabeth anymore about current affairs. The left and right wingers usually spar over issues such as abortion, the war in Iraq and Georgie B. in general.
Rosie today decided to call a truce on her crazy blog since Elizabeth is preggers and she doesn't want to upset the unborn fetus.
on the view
u have seen my last hasselbeck spat
2 day was it
no more - its done
there is a new life
there - inside
and in the end -
what else matters
Touching Rosie. Just touching.
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If you're like me (and I hope, for your sake, you're not), and your life is basically a whole lot of nothingness puntuated by the regular perusal of what's new on WireImage, you would be aware that Kirsten Dunst has been a regular Magellan this week, traversing the globe in search of shinier dresses and stronger cocaine, as Spiderman 3 premiered everywhere they can subtitle it. It opened across Asia, Europe and Australia yesterday and today, and preliminary box office reports are staggering. The fi...
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Neve Campbell, who you'll remember from when she used to be famous, is reportedly planning marry British actor John Light at a secret Malibu location this weekend. Neve moved to London two years ago, primarily to live with Light, but also because it's as good a place as any to make your eyes real narrow and furrow your eyebrows and let the slightest trace of a tear build up while your lips part just the tiniest bit and turn down a little around the edges, make small, sad choking noises and hope...
Via Page Six:
HEARING the enraged voicemail message from Alec Baldwin to his daughter brought a flood of bad memories back to the man who first introduced the "30 Rock" star to Kim Basinger on the set of 1991's doomed "The Marrying Man." "It all kind of brings it to the surface again for me personally," said David Permut, producer of more than 20 movies, whose latest, "Charlie Bartlett" with Robert Downey Jr., just premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival. "If I were homeless on the streets and h...