You know, come to think of it, David Faustino's really done a remarkable job of staying out of trouble this long. He was a child star, quickly typecast into the role of Bud Bundy on Married with Children, and never really got another decent role after the series wrapped ten years ago. He's 33 now, and he just got pinched in Florida for marijuana possession and disorderly intoxication, after drunkenly fighting with his ex-wife. He was booked and released the same day.
Honesty, Bud, congrats o...
The Governator on Paris's plea for clemency: “I have many more important things to think about.†[Agent Bedhead] Gisele Bundchen sends the very pregnant Bridget Moynahan some gifts for the baby -- despite the fact that the daddy is Bundchen's current bf, Tom Brady. So, basically, this bitch gets to steal your man while you're pregnant and still manage to score some good PR for it. Isn't life sweet, Bridget? [Celeb Slam] Britney decides to pull over on the side of the road, get out of the car, and change her son's diaper. She's just full of good ideas. [Cele|bitchy] Evan Rachel Wood's a screamer, and Marilyn Manson's got the video to prove it. [Ninja Dude] Jessica Alba. Wet t-shirt. It's white. Go. [Derek Hail] Ben Affleck plays with his little girl. Ben Affleck was way more interesting before he got sober. [A Socialite's Life] Huh. Turns out Paris Hilton's a Catholic. I don't think even she knew that until she was facing jail time. [Warship] Lindsay Lohan nipple slip. Just in case you somehow didn't already know what it looked like. [cityrag] It's Lily Allen's turn to have a nervous breakdown, dammit! [The Bosh] Brittany Murphy is pretty adorable now that she eats and stuff. [The Grumpiest] Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. And lest the little bit of extra fat around the stomach dampen your interest, remember, guys, she's a lesbian. [Drunken Stepfather] Um, even TV Guide already knows who's going to win American Idol. [GTS]
I so don't want to see this movie. It looks really depressing and heart-wrenching, and I have never understood why people want to pay money to feel that way. But I know a lot of you will be into it, so here's the trailer. />
I so don't want to see this movie. It looks really depressing and heart-wrenching, and I have never understood why people want to pay money to feel that way. But I know a lot of you will be into it, so here's the trailer. ...
It's a good day to be Heather Locklear. Denise Richards, who took up with her (ex-) best friend's ex-husband before the ink was dry on the divorce papers, has officially split from rocker Richie Sambora. Richards' rep confirms that "Denise and Richie broke up two months ago." According to a friend of Richards (she has friends?), "they didn't want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful."
Um, very painful for whom? Very painful to the spouses yo...
I thought I had covered the Lohan stories for the day (it was my turn) but fresh off the presses is this:
AP New York - Lindsay Lohan and her mother have been sued by a freelance photographer who claims the "Georgia Rule" actress hit him with a car in the West Village.
Photographer Giovanni Arnold claims he "sustained severe and permanent personal injuries" when he was struck by the BMW on March 13 on Ninth Avenue between 12th and 13th streets.
Nice! Check this out though:
Arnold ...
It's been at least six hours since I've reported or thought about Lindsay Lohan so my internal bell is going off like crazy.
Luckily I have not one, but TWO Lohan related stories to impart to you today.
First off, Kelly Clarkson was approached by her record label to cover a Lindsay Lohan song. Now if that's not a bad sign for your career I don't know what is. I mean, it's not like Lohan has set the pop charts on fire has she?
"My label literally sent me a Lindsay Lohan track from her last album and wanted me to record it for my new a...
Eric Dane celebrated his cover for the May issue of Men's Health last night in NYC. He brought along his stupid wife, The Noxzema Girl. I thought Dylan McKay's enemies took care of you twelve years ago, bitch.
Sara Ramirez made an appearance, too.
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Ty Pennington was in New York Monday night to help launch his new magazine: Ty Pennington Is Gay At Home. Yes, Ty, "at home" is a good place for you these days. A much better place than, say, behind the wheel.
To add to the randomness that is the most recent month of Ty Pennington's career, the second-most famous person present, after Ty, was Aida Turturro of The Sopranos. Figure that one out, kids.
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The Smoking Gun got their hands on a letter from a psychologist, hired by Francis's defense team to meet with Francis and determine his general condition. In general, he's miserable and he wants to kill himself, and that makes me happy. Also, according to the doctor, he's a pathological narcissist. AHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Loves. It.
"Girls Gone Wild" boss Joe Francis has been having such a rough time in a Florida jail that he recently told a psychiatrist that suicide was...
TMZ says that this really is a letter Candy sent them to post on the internet. I knew that Candy was sassy but never this awesome. I'm glad she and Tori made up because I bet Tori is so proud of her mommy right now.
Dear Paris,
As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on TMZ.com and elsewhere.)
Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has n...
Of course not! Sober Lindsay Lohan is so out. Drunk Lindsay is back in style. While other celebrities were out enjoying the sun and playing with the dolphins in the Bahamas Lindsay was getting wasted and dancing in a DJ booth...wow, like that doesn't hapen every weekend. According to USA Today (I love that mainstream papers also love Lindsay Lohan is drunk gossip)...
Lindsay Lohan landed in the Bahamas Friday, and while she wouldn't speak with reporters all weekend, she was a force on the ...
I love this guy. In the wake of his DUI, Ty Pennington has managed not to blame an ex-wife or enter a rehab program intended more for his image than his mental health. Instead, he's fessing up, taking responsibility, and moving on, and I love that.
I made a really bad error in judgment. It made me realize how important every decision you make in your life is because it affects everyone, not just yourself. I realized if you make a mistake, I think you ought to step up and admit that you did. I'm j...