Trouble in paradise! Posh is no longer returning Katie Holmes’ phone calls. [Cele|bitchy]
Maroon 5’s Adam Levine is sick and tired of being compared to Paris Hilton. WTF? [Celebrity Smack]
Janice Dickinson is such an attention whore. Or, you know, just a whore. [Celebslam]
Apparently Anakin Skywalker has borderline personality disorder. Fascinating. [Bree]
Wow. Victoria Silvstedt is a name I haven’t heard in awhile. And only now because she is apparently feuding with Mischa Barton. I love it. [Derek Hail]
Ginger Spice wants to look more like Posh. [popbytes]
Ugh. Anna Nicole’s sister Donna Hogan continues her quest to celebrate Anna’s life in only the most classy and appropriate ways. [Agent Bedhead]
Keira Knightley missed the Pirates premiere to play with elephants in Africa for a Vogue shoot. Hey, I hear ya, Keira. I think I’d rather be running from hungry cheetahs in Africa than be associated with that film. [Gabby Babble]
Jessica Simpson has kind of gone off the deep end. [A Socialite’s Life]