Lindsay Lohan Sober in the Bahamas

Of course not! Sober Lindsay Lohan is so out. Drunk Lindsay is back in style. While other celebrities were out enjoying the sun and playing with the dolphins in the Bahamas Lindsay was getting wasted and dancing in a DJ booth…wow, like that doesn’t hapen every weekend. According to USA Today (I love that mainstream papers also love Lindsay Lohan is drunk gossip)…

Lindsay Lohan landed in the Bahamas Friday, and while she wouldn’t speak with reporters all weekend, she was a force on the island nonetheless.

After taking in a Janet Jackson concert Friday night, she partied at Atlantis’ Aura nightclub until the wee hours. The actress started the evening sipping water, but much later was seen with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other.

In her roped-off VIP section, she got very cozy with beau Calum Best, a hot model in the U.K. The smell of marijuana wafted through the area. Best shared whatever he was smoking with Fantastic Four star Chris Evans, who nodded and held his breath before exhaling. (The next day, when asked about the scene, Evans said, “Goodness gracious. No comment.”)

Lindsay sure loves to party. I wonder if she was a little upset that Georgia Rule did not rule at the box office this past weekend. She’s got some hot new man candy but that film career isn’t working out so well. I just am waiting for the drunk Lindsay photos to surface on the internet.