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Paris Hires a New Lawyer

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In a last-ditch attempt to keep her ass out of jail, Paris Hilton may be bringing yet another lawyer onto her team, celeb DUI lawyer Richard Hutton. Paris met with him yesterday, and was caught on video sobbing in a car as her mother tried to console her. This video is so, so staged. She’s an awful actress. This car has tinted windows. Why were they rolled all the way down? So that the paparazzi could get this video and everyone can see just how hard this is for Paris. Yeah, right.

Paris is so damn concerned about this DUI arrest that she is driving a car again. Please remember, people, her license is still suspended, and driving on a suspended license is why she’s sentenced to jail. And yet, inexplicably, she decided to take her Bentley out for a little spin yesterday. Argh. Whatever happened to public stonings? They fell out of fashion in the U.S. for some reason, and I think now is an appropriate time to bring them back. Who’s with me?

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  • It looks to me like YOU love to throw stones at people when they’re down. If it was YOUR sister or brother having trouble wouldn’t you do everything within your ability to help her or him, and try to make their travails just a bit easier?

    Try some compassion for a change, instead of carping and being querulous and critical.

    Dennis

  • quit acting like a bitch dennis, just because she’s rich she should get away from doing time?

  • hey you know what…i don’t have to go to jail, but i also don’t BREAK THE LAW! and if i DID then i have to PAY THE CONSEQUENSES because i KNOW i am BREAKING THE LAW! it didn’t have to BE this way…she CHOSE not to honor the terms of her probation. so be it…