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At What Point Does This Warrant Capital Punishment?

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Paris. Hilton. Is Fucking. Goddamn. Driving.

The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term.

The 26-year-old was given the sentence for breaking the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Despite having her licence suspended, Paris was followed by photographers as she lost her way in LA, finishing up in a dead-end even after reading print-out directions.

Photographers also reported she pulled three u-turns in a search for her final destination.

Oh my God. My head hurts. I can’t talk about this right now.

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  • her rep came out recently and said her license has been reinstated, but that doesn’t make much sense to me….

  • IF YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU PUBLISJ SOMETHING YOU WOULD REALIZE SHE HAD HER LICENSE REINSTATED IN MARCH. AND I AM NOT A PARIS FAN JUST A TRUTH SEEKER.

  • IF YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU PUBLISH SOMETHING YOU WOULD REALIZE SHE HAD HER LICENSE REINSTATED IN MARCH. AND I AM NOT A PARIS FAN JUST A TRUTH SEEKER.

  • BOB – You are also a double poster. That means you are a TRUTH SEEKER with a broken caps lock button and you have your head shoved up your ass.

  • Bob, don’t worry about the caps key. Just hit cntl-alt-delete twice.

    As for your head being up your ass, see a proctologist. Don’t wait. It obstructs local traffic and could cause your penis to fall off. It also gives you bad breath.