Aw, I Kind of Feel Bad for David Hasselhoff Now

So in the wake of Cheeseburger-Gate, a judge has apparently taken away The Hoff’s visitation rights with his two teenage daughter. He can communicate with them over the phone only.

In a statement, Hoff said: “Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue,” he said. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game,” he said. The tape was never meant to become public but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have.”

He claims his teenage daughters made the tape one night to show him what he was like when he was drunk, because they were concerned for his safety.

Hopefully he will get back on his feet and be able to stay sober! Good luck, Hoff!