Lindsay Lohan is just so damn sober she’s taken her shirt off and is dancing on tables with Paris Hilton at 4:30 in the morning to celebrate! Yay sobriety! [The Bosh]
Debra Messing fought for Grace to have tiny titties. [A Socialite’s Life]
A very sober Bruce Willis drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Ninja Dude]
Hooray for summer! The celeb bikini pics are back in full swing. Up now: Taryn Manning gets wet. [Drunken Stepfather]
What are your top five break-up songs? [Pajiba]
Naomi Campbell’s all like, “Yeah, so it turns out I’m an alcoholic.” [The Blemish]
Kate Moss stands in a store window to promote her new clothing line. [Agent Bedhead]
Turns out Selma Blair is sober, too .. who knew? [Cele|bitchy]
Hayden Panettiere and Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti are still going strong, much to my chagrin. [ICYDK]
R. Kelly wins the award for first musician to capitalize on the Virginia Tech tragedy. [Celebrity Smack]
Keira Knightley wishes she were ridiculously fat. Memo to Keira: sarcasm doesn’t translate so well in print. Trust me. [Warship]
TRUMP STEAKS. [INO]