Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sanjaya Out-Ranks NY Governor

sanjaya1.jpg Sanjaya Malakar is making the most of his twelve remaining minutes of fame, attending the White House Correspondents' Association dinner as a guest of People magazine. Sanjaya holds quite a bit of clout still, as the staffers at People tried to get rid of an annoying autograph-seeker. "We are trying to let him eat," the staffers told the bothersome man. "But I'm the governor of New York," responded Eliot Spitzer, and then he got his autograph. A reasonable person might assume he was getting the John Hancock for one or all of his teenage daughters, but ...

It’s a Lovers’ Spat for Lindsay and Keira

lindsay_foreigner8.jpg Those of you who have been waiting patiently for the Lindsay Lohan/Keira Knightley lesbian scene you were promised in their upcoming flick, Best Time of Our Lives, will just have to pull out the Vaseline and your Wild Things DVD and keep waiting. The ever-reliable Lohan dropped out of the Dylan Thomas biopic just days before filming was supposed to start. You know, because she's not an addict, and everything is totally under control. Keira's mother, Sharman Macdonald, wrote the screenpla...

C’mon Man, Stop Slumming

john.jpg John Krasinksi and Renn Zellweger? Say it isn't so. The pucker-face-prone Oscar winner's alleged "affair" with her... co-star, John Krasinski, 27, better known as Jim from "The Office." Hey John, you're the "It" guy right now. I know because I create "It" guys all day long. Corey Haim is next. Anyway, you need to be hitting up the clubs and getting in there while the getting is good. Paris, Lindsay, these are your targets of opportunity. If you want something a little more highbrow go for o...

They Try to Get Her Go to Chapel

amywinehouse.jpg And she says "okay." What am I on about? Well, PEOPLE Mag broke this thing wide open! Singer Amy Winehouse is engaged to boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil, a source close to the singer confirms to PEOPLE. I worry about a girl whose first big hit is substance abuse related. Then again, Dr. Dre. Also fun: (Amy) told PEOPLE in March that she has "12 or 13 tattoos ... I haven't counted" – promptly tattooed his name above her left breast. Haven't counted? Do you remember how ma...

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