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Even Sanjaya can't make David Letterman's Top Ten list amusing. [popbytes] It's not that Posh is anorexic, it's just that she obsessively controls what she eats to the point of being dangerously underweight. There's a difference, people. [DListed] I think Jessica Biel has the world record for most photos taken of anyone's ass while walking a dog. [Drunken Stepfather] It would actually be really awesome if Jay-Z did a remix of "Rehab." [Bossip] Damn, Britney. Lookin' good, girl. [Celebslam] It's Jonathan Rhys Meyers' turn to hit up rehab. [Glitterati] If you're one of those types who enjoys watching commercials just for fun, here's Beyonce's new Samsung one. [Concrete Loop]
Oh. Fuck. Yes.
It's the "very special" episode of American Idol. Ooh, is it the one where Melinda gets a beer spilled on her at the dance and Uncle Jesse thinks she's drinking? Or is it the one where someone's smoking a "roach" in the boys' locker room and Zack Morris and Blake Lewis learn an important lesson about responsibility? Or maybe even the one where Jordin's best friend thinks she might be pregnant and has to make a very difficult decision (and then is not pregnant, lest the producers have to make a very difficult decision)? Or is it the one where Ryan Seacrest finally admits to Simon that sometimes he feels a little tingle in his naughty place when they're standing close?
No, no. It's Idol! Gives! Back! And to emphasize the seriousness of the occasion, we're kicking things off with Ryan in the control room. It's that important. Ryan turns around to watch all the television sets, and, with his back to the camera, narrates, "The calls you make will not only save your favorite contestants," then turns around to face the camera. "They will also save lives." Ooooh. Did anyone else feel that? Yeah. It's a ratings boost.
Jesus, Ryan looks tired. Oh, there's a two-hour results show. Guess what I'll be watching tomorrow night? The Internet!
Now we're going to see a lot of poor people in Africa. It is dirty there and people are orphaned. Ugh, I shouldn't be so cynical about this. It's not even sweeps week yet (not for two more days). Maybe they are really trying to help. The musical theme is "songs that inspire."
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It's the "very special" episode of American Idol. Ooh, is it the one where Melinda gets a beer spilled on her at the dance and Uncle Jesse thinks she's drinking? Or is it the one where someone's smoking a "roach" in the boys' locker room and Zack Morris and Blake Lewis learn an important lesson about responsibility? Or maybe even the one where Jordin's best friend thinks she might be pregnant and has to make a very difficult decision (and then is not pregnant, lest the producer...
Congrats to our new Pussycat Doll....
Asia!
She is an 18 year-old single mom who is a sick dancer and can rock it on the mic. She is a former Knick City Dancer and I gotta say she rocked it in the finale dancing with the Dolls.
Give it up!
Congrats to our new Pussycat Doll....
Asia!
She is an 18 year-old single mom who is a sick dancer and can rock it on the mic. She is a former Knick City Dancer and I gotta say she rocked it in the finale dancing with the Dolls.
Give it up!
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So Rosie isn't leaving "The View" because of any on-set drama, controversy, or anything really exciting to write about. She is leaving because of money. I'm guessing they already pay her a lot to do her job so I'm a little peeved. I liked Rosie on "The View." I think the show is going to be hard-pressed to find someone as news-worthy (or really gossip-worthy) as miss Rosie.
Here is here statement via ABC.
This has been an amazing experience, and one I wouldn't have traded for the world. Wor...
I think the thing that gets lost when Lindsay is acting like a lunatic is the fact that she's actually quite striking. I don't know if her life is going to come together, if she's going to start acting like a full fledged grown-up, but in the right light, at the right time, I'd call her dreamy.
Also she wishes us peace. Also, I'm still not sure I'd date her. Due to daddy issues she'd probably punt your dog off a bridge in a drunken rage....
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I don't watch The View, but even I can see replacing her entertainment value will be tough. Here are my suggestions on who should fill those giant shoes:
Tyra BanksI don't think anyone watches her current show and she could talk about how hard modeling is (with the walking and the posing).
Courteney CoxSee above but replace "modeling" with "David Arquette."
Dakota FanningShe's had a long and illustrious career but it's time for her to wind down. She'd bring a much needed intellige...
TMZ says yes. She'll reportedly announce her departure tomorrow morning. It would be so sad if she left. Who would give her a daily, national podium from which to involve herself in any number of self-congratulatory, tedious feuds which I'd then have to write about while fantasizing about doing something more exciting, like studying orthodontia?
Sad indeed. ...
Taking the meth gives you the meth face...I don't care how much you deny it. Look at Fergie Ferg and you will see the signs of classic meth use. Rachel Zoe keeps saying "i've never done drugs..." ya I believe that for about a second.
She looks worse than most of my friends' parents and I'm in my mid-twenties...do the math. A face like that means one thing...drugs drugs drugs. Meth also makes you really darn skinny. Put the pieces together.
Rachel Zoe at one point has done a lot of drugs. ...
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