There are 248 images from this event on WireImage right now. I swear to you that 239 of them are of Lindsay Lohan.
Pics of people other than Lindsay after the jump.
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A stalker tried to kill Sandra Bullock's husband. This never would have happened if you'd stuck with Matthew McConaughey, dear. [I'm Not Obsessed] Your daily pics of Britney, now with no bra. [ICYDK] Paris Hilton isn't in any particular rush to help Joe Francis out of this whole being-in-jail thing. I know, I know. It rocked my world, too. [Cele|bitchy] We've missed you, Tara Reid. [Drunken Stepfather] FutureWax/LoveSounds. [DListed] HDuf makes Jane magazines "30 Under 30." Teri Hatcher was originally very upset that she didn't make the list, but then the editor explained to her that it's for years, not pounds. [Bree] Nelly Furtado and Fergie are feuding. [popbytes] Kevin Federline will shill for anything. [Celebslam] Prince totally calls out Paris Hilton. [Agent Bedhead] Pam Anderson still looks good in that red one-piece. [The Blemish] Go ahead, relive that Celine Dion/Elvis Presley duet from Wednesday night. [Glitterati]
As you can probably tell, Evil T and I are both a little obsessed with this concept of the Penis Fish from Grey's Anatomy last night. As such, I've put together what I like to call my "Penis Fish Montage." Enjoy.
A month ago I mentioned that I hoped this guy died soon.
And now he has. Everyone is rushing to lionize what a pioneering and wonderful man he was but this at best a half-truth. He was a proud censor, a man who made sure a priest helped form our rating systems, a bigot and a homophobe. He was a world class fuckhead, and even in death he's not going to get a pass from me.
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Joss Stone thinks that maybe Britney just wanted a little airing out.
We shouldn't be mad at Britney Spears because she didn't wear underwear. That's her choice. She wasn't hurting anybody. That was her. She decided not to wear underwear. Maybe she wanted a little breeze. That's her decision. But we should be mad at the guy who posted it on the Internet. What an [expletive], what a [expletive] [expletive]. That's a really mean, nasty, malicious, terrible thing to do to somebody.
When you fla...
Julian Schnabel at the Breakthrough 2007- NFAA youngARTs Event shows us why old dudes shouldn't try to be hip. From the waist up I am not thrilled with the outfit but it isn't tragic. Waist down he is funky in a bad way. Those are some hip shoes but they should be worn by Zack Efron not some random old dude. I'm also worried that your sarong is going to fall off. I don't want to see old guy naked. ...
Want to know if the Penis Fish on "Grey's Anatomy" really exists?
Here is some information from your resident internet whore...the T.
‎The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) or toothpick fish is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfish. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species has been known to grow to a size of 6 inches in length and is eel shape...
Or is he an ugly chick?
I'm a bit confused. Alexis Arquette is seen here at the "She's My Brother" film premiere. He/She looks a big haggard. Def more Lindsay Lohan than Scarlett Johansson.
This movie, according to IMDB is "A documentary on Alexis Arquette and the process of her sex reassignment surgery." Does that mean that he/she doesn't have a penis? Interesting...
I couldn't find much about the movie but more power to her if she/he...oh I give up...is a proud woman. I just hope ...
So last week I was going to the gym and I saw these little notes (on card stock paper mind you) taped up and down my hallway. They also were printed in various fonts, BOLD, and varying colors show show emphasis. Not only was a little shocked to see that one of my neighbors cared enough to actually post a community note but also more shocked to discover that one of my (way cooler) neighbors sent this note into the New York Times.
Hereit is in all its glory.
To Whom It May Concern:
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler films the final episode of The Sopranos in New Jersey today.
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Just a few more months left of the Rosie/View insanity. I hope. (Please, God?) Lest we allow a non-story with such fun characters -- Rosie! Barbara! Donald! -- to flicker and die as it ought to, the New York Post has pulled out the defibrillator and somone's yelling "Clear!" In today's edition, they swear up and down that Rosie's departure had nothing to do with ABC's insistence on a three-year contract; rather, Rosie refused to stay on the daytime chat-fest unless its creator, Barbara Walters, was sent packing.
"They're talking [publicly] about how they couldn't come to terms ... b...
There was a certain someone at the Armani Exchange Sunglass Launch yesterday in L.A. who can always put a smile on Miss Lohan's face ... find out who after the jump, plus more pics from the event.
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