Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Anna Nicole’s Diaries up for Auction

anna_guess1.jpg The race has begun for ownership of the Anna Nicole Smith diaries. The floor auction will take place April 14-15 in Dallas, TX, but the online auction has already begun. For sale are two diaries were written by Anna between 1992 and 1994. Smith divorced her first husband (and Daniel's father) in February 1993, and married J. Howard Marshall in June of 1994. It's pretty heartbreaking to read these diaries and remember that Smith was not always the larger-than-life caricature of herself that we all ...

Now Gay Men Can Have a Wedding Fit For a Queen

mickey.jpg I am a big fan of gay marriage. I honestly think that if two people want to commit to each other they should be able to have a wedding. Dinsey is now allowing anyone and everyone to get married with Mickey Mouse. Gay couples are now able to purchase their Fairy Tale Wedding Package. Donn Walker, Disney Parks and Resorts Spokesman said that they are updating their packages to include all couples. "We are updating our Fairy Tale Wedding guidelines to include commitment ceremonies. This is consistent with our policy of creat...

Hollywood Jailbait

hayden_panettiere_out_2_small.jpg Hayden Panettiere needs to turn 18 soon so scores of men don't feel dirty looking at these photos. Hayden, now that she is a big TV star, has hit the LA club scene with a vengeance. I can understand why she would high tail it out of NYC because I have met her mother on a TV set and talk about crazy. Give it time ladies and gentlemen, we do have another Dina Lohan on our hands, it is just a matter of time till she comes out of hiding. Hayden does her best underage starlet in Hollywood. Water bottle...

Late-Night Links

Howie Day's publicist turns a tragically under-publicized stint in rehab into a smooth ride on the Britney Spears Vagina Train. Next stop: your pop culture radar. [Celebslam]

Joe Francis is going to jail, where he can be sodomized (again). [The Blemish]

And here's your weekly installment of "Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leaving Mr. Chow's." Dude, if I were Jet Li, I'd be all about the "Hey I can make sure you have Chinese in you every night" lines with that girl. [Celebrity Smack]

I always hate to admit this, but Barron Trump is truly the cutest celebrity baby of all time. [popbytes]

Diddy's all like "You people honestly think I was banging Aubrey O'Day? That chick was a has-been before her first album even came out. Oh, wait ..." [Bossip]

Britney Spears may be staying clean, but her shirt sure isn't. [I'm Not Obsessed]

The jokes about Heidi Montag's new "hills" are never going to stop being funny. No really. Everyone. Make that joke. Do it again. Still funny! Get it? Because the show's called The Hills? And she got breast implants? Get it?? [IBBB]

Admit it. You'd have sex with Rose McGowan. I don't care who you are. You'd have sex with her. [Yeeeah!]

Um, woah. These pictures of Scary Spice fully making out with a chick kind of shed some light on why she and Eddie Murphy didn't work out. [DListed]

Note to Jennifer Garner: when there is a photographer five feet in front of you, that is the wrong time to smell your finger and make a face. Because, whatever the context was, we don't care. [ICYDK]

Mischa Barton's SUV has acquired her penchant for flats. [Teddy & Moo]

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still going strong. [Glitterati]

/>Howie Day's publicist turns a tragically under-publicized stint in rehab into a smooth ride on the Britney Spears Vagina Train. Next stop: your pop culture radar. [Celebslam] Joe Francis is going to jail, where he can be sodomized (again). [The Blemish] And here's your weekly installment of "Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leaving Mr. Chow's." Dude, if I were Jet Li, I'd be all about the "Hey I can make sure you have Chinese in you every night" lines with that girl. [Celebrity Smack] I always hat...

I ::Heart:: Sam Talbot

sam_talbot.JPG I don't know who at Gawker decided to Photoshop this picture of Top Chef hottie and resident Marcel-hater Sam Talbot, but I sure am glad they did. I thought I was having a bad day. I was wrong. This is awesome. They photo was created to supplement a story about how Sam is opening a restaurant in NYC, some sort of burger joint, he's not sure he can get a liquor license, lock up your wives, etc etc etc, but most importantly would he like to have sex with me? I think he has a girlfriend, but a girlfriend is not a wife. Sam? You should call me. We're hiring ... um ... a chef here at ...

BREAKING: George Clooney Pays $20 For Lemonade!!

clooney1.JPG The Associated Press scooped everybody on this shit. Take that, People magazine. Angelina Jolie exclusives my ass. We've got George Clooney being a nice guy at a lemonade stand. Also, guys, is it just me, or are George Clooney and Taylor Hicks slowly morphing into the same person? TOBACCOVILLE, North Carolina (AP) -- A group of kids on spring break thought setting up a lemonade stand near George Clooney's movie set might be a good business move. They were right. The star paid $20 for his ...