I don't know why someone decided to support by Don Imus by making a teddy bear that says "Nappy Headed Ho." It is 17.99 and advertised as...
"Our plush bear is a cutie in his own message-bearing t-shirt and festive red ribbon. He’s a great gift for Valentine’s Day, baby showers, birthdays, get well-wishes, a pair of wedding bears, or any reason you dream up. Put a smile on someone’s face. Just grin and bear it!" Awesome support someone who essentially is a racist a-hole...
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David Cassidy, the Partridge Family former teen idol, has come out criticizing today's teen stars. In an interview with People Magazine David has come up with a brilliant phrase to explain the random fame of celebutantes like Miss Paris "I'm famous for being a whore" Hilton.
"Today people don't care how they become famous. It's the Paris Hilton syndrome. What does she do? Well, she doesn't really do anything except go to nightclubs. For me it was always about the work." David Cassidy is a brilliant man. I love it whe...
Wow, Sharon Stone looks way, way better than normal. And Geena Davis? What happened? Her body looks fine, but her face looks like it's been stuffed. I hate to say this, but it's Sharon by a landslide. They're about the same age, too: Geena is 51 and Sharon is 49. What a difference 2 years makes, I guess...
At the Billies in Beverly Hills yesterday. ...
That sonofabitch smuggled drugs into prison. GENIUS. And he got caught because he tried to bribe a guard for a bottle of water. EVEN BETTER! Jail is scary, isn't it, Joe?
Francis allegedly tried to bribe a correctional officer with $100 last night for a bottle of water. This sparked an internal search of his jail cell which reportedly turned up $700 in cash, all in $100 bills, some pills thought to be controlled substances. Its not yet known how he obtained the cash and drugs in the jail. ...
Every time I see a picture of this woman I want to remind her to wash her contact lenses properly. Like, sweetheart, you're supposed to be able to open your eyes all the way. You should see an opthamologist about that.
At a Memorial Sloan-Kettering fundraiser in NYC today.
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Sigh. I hate that I'm writing this story. I put it off for awhile, hoping this story would just flicker out and die, and yet it persists, and so I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't bring it to you. Someone who was once on American Idol has a raunchy sex tape. Who, you ask? Kellie Pickler, maybe? Nikki McKibbin? Clay Aiken? Maybe even Jim Verraros? Ooh, or Jim Verraros with Clay Aiken?? No, no. It's no one you've heard of, silly. It's some chick named Olivia Mojica, but honestly her name m...
Hey, it's how they finally got Al Capone, so here's hoping that the tax evasion charges Joe Francis was hit with on Wednesday keep him behind bars for awhile. The Girls Gone Wild "porntrepreneur" is already doing a quick stint in a Florida jail for criminal contempt of court, but these charges could keep him in the slammer for up to ten years.
The indictment was issued by a federal grand jury in Reno, Nevada, and accuses Francis of deducting more than $20 million in false buisness expenses ...
What are the chances Haley poses for Playboy within the next year? I say one billion percent. And honestly, given the choice between 500k for some nudey shots and then fading into obscurity or just fading into obscurity (without any K at all) I'd take the loot.
Basically, I'm not mad at you Haley. Do your thing. Peel the short shorts....
I didn't really think that I would be writing about Pete Doherty twice in one day but the Daily Mail is reporting today that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are offically engaged.
Performing a solo gig at the Hackney Empire in east London, he introduced the track "KP Nuts", and said: "I am dedicating this song..." before the crowds interrupted him to shout out "Kate, Kate". The singer then replied: "Yes, to my beautiful fiancee."
This happened at the same Hackney Empire show that we showed pictures of t...
From Page Six:
HARRY Morton just can't seem to get rid of Lindsay Lohan. The billion-heir lives one floor below his flame-haired ex in L.A.'s posh Sierra Towers, "which is awkward enough," a spy said. But it only got worse last month when Lohan's pipes burst and flooded his place. "There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry's multimillion-dollar apartment," our sources added. A rep for Lohan said, "This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situa...
Hey. I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking.
Also, it has just occurred to me that the Tower of Badass that is Joel Madden can't be much taller than, say, 5'3. His bio says he's 5'9", but there's just no way that's true. Nicole is barely 5'2". She's wearing flats in these pictures, and he's hardly taller than she is. So, like, Joel Madden, hardcore rocker/heart-breaker, comes up to my shoulder. Awesome.
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