For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That’s impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I’m kind of trashy. [Bossip]
Peter Andre has meningitis, but it looks like he’ll live. [popbytes]
Yup, they’re sending Prince Harry to the front lines in Iraq. [A Socialite’s Life]
Even Jessica Simpson’s ginormous breasts can’t save her from the fug of this dress. [Derek Hail]
Honestly, Britney, you must be joking. [Celebslam]
Heather Mills is getting $50 million from Sir Paul McCartney. What’s in it for you, you ask? Hopefully, no more Heather Mills. [Cele|bitchy]
Happy birthday, Kirsten Dunst! Try not to O.D.! [The Blemish]
Courtney Love is auctioning off most of Kurt Cobain’s belongings. [Holy Candy]
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore hit Coachella hand-in-hand. I don’t understand Coachella. Every year, someone invites me to go, and every year it just looks so dirty. Why would I stand outside in the sun all day and put up with Port-O-Potties when I could just play a CD and smoke a bowl in the comfort of my living room? [Gabsmash]
Victoria Beckham sports the THO. [Drunken Stepfather]
Pete Wentz discusses the art of “guyliner.” [POTP]