Even Sanjaya can’t make David Letterman’s Top Ten list amusing. [popbytes]
It’s not that Posh is anorexic, it’s just that she obsessively controls what she eats to the point of being dangerously underweight. There’s a difference, people. [DListed]
I think Jessica Biel has the world record for most photos taken of anyone’s ass while walking a dog. [Drunken Stepfather]
It would actually be really awesome if Jay-Z did a remix of “Rehab.” [Bossip]
Damn, Britney. Lookin’ good, girl. [Celebslam]
It’s Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ turn to hit up rehab. [Glitterati]
If you’re one of those types who enjoys watching commercials just for fun, here’s Beyonce’s new Samsung one. [Concrete Loop]