If at first you don’t succeed, Jason Wahler, try, try again. [Celebslam]
Anna Nicole’s last film will premiere at Cannes. [Cele|bitchy]
Check out the new single from Eve. [popbytes]
Sheryl Crow recommends we save the environment at the expense of our personal hygiene. [Agent Bedhead]
When even characters on The Sopranos wonder what happened to your career, I think you deserve to play the child abuse card, Chevy Chase. [Celebrity Smack]
Take that, MySpace. [IBBB]
Suri Cruise and Brooke Shields’ daughter are totally BFF. Maybe one day little Grier will help Suri find her biological mother. [POTP]
Can’t Val Kilmer go to the bathroom at a gas station like the rest of us? [The Blemish]
Lindsay Lohan gets all bikini’d up for Allure. [Jordan]
Shanna Moakler explains why it made perfectly good sense for a 32-year-old mother to behave like a character in Mean Girls. [GTS]
Madonna leaves Malawi without meeting with David Banda’s biological father. [Holy Candy]David Hauslaib is mustering up every ounce of white, gay strength he has to give Bossip a run for their black-gossip money. Don’t worry, guys, we’re still Team Bossip. Wanna make shirts? [Stereohyped]