Justin’s back with Jessica Biel. [Warship]
Not to be outdone, Scarlett’s banging Ryan Reynolds. [Evil Beet]
Somewhere, Alanis Morissette and Cameron Diaz feel very, very old. [no source needed]
Christina Ricci is so damn cute I could just drop-kick her. [popbytes]
Elizabeth Hurley might go to jail for keeping her shoes on, which is really funny when you think about what Divine Brown didn’t go to jail for … [Cele|bitchy]
Jessica Alba’s all like, “Remember when Luke Perry mattered? Yeah. He was kind of a cocky ass back then. So glad that’s not a problem anymore.” [Celebslam]
Which Spice was Geri Halliwell again? Huge Bitch Spice? Oh, right, Ginger. That means “redhead” in British, folks. Anyway, her kid’s real cute. [INO]
The Hugh Hefner clan hits the golf course. Insert your own golf-club-as-phallus joke. I’ve had a long day. [MollyGood]