Britney’s legal team puts an end to the leaks coming out of Promises … in the U.K. papers, at least. This is really, really great news for Us Weekly. [TMZ]
Listen to Hilary Duff’s new album, Dignity, for free. Fun drinking game: take a drink whenever you’re pretty sure the vitriol she’s spewing is directed squarely in Nicole Richie’s direction. A great distraction at work! [Bree @ Buzznet]
Hey, you know what might be a fun little side project for the gossip blogs? Making a celebrity of an out-of-control teen with famous parents, even though she does absolutely nothing but get drunk and take ridiculous pictures of herself. Oh, we’re already on top of that? Fabulous. [The Blemish]
Pax on Earth, goodwill to men. [Ninja Dude]
Yay! Details on the Kim K. sex tape! NSFW at all. [Drunken Stepfather]
Foxy Brown skips her court date, which warrants a warrant. [Bossip]