Keanu Reeves newsflash!
RANCHO PALOS VERDES, Calif. (AP) — Keanu Reeves was behind the wheel of a Porsche that allegedly grazed a celebrity photographer standing in the path of the sports car, investigators said Tuesday.
What celeb photographer was taking a photo of Keanu? Was he lost? Doesn’t he take the “celebrity part” of his job seriously? What would a photo of Reeves fetch these days?
Do you think Keanu screamed “I’m NOT A GODDAMN CELEB ANYMORE!” before hauling ass off into the night?
The photographer fell to the ground and paramedics were called after Reeves’ car allegedly struck the man at 7:30 p.m. Monday, said Deputy Ed Hernandez of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.
“He grazed a paparazzi standing in front of his Porsche and the man fell to the ground,” Hernandez said.
You know that guy took a dive. C’mon. He fell down like a house of cards and started thinking lawsuit city. He’s already covering 8th rung stars and making minimum wage. We can safely say this guy isn’t a world beater.
The photographer, whose name wasn’t released, was taken to a local hospital for treatment of unknown injuries, Hernandez said.
Unknown equaling non-existent. Here is the kicker. Ready for it? You sure? Ok, enjoy.
He (Reeves) also plays in the band Dogstar.
This was listed as one of the things Reeves has done. Yep, snap them photos up boys! The public demands no less!
If the photographer was bothering Keanu, then i definatly dont blame him for running him over.
Keanu is a great actor.
But the thing with being famous is that your always getting bothered.
So can you blame him.
Keanu is a brilliant actor and i realy hope that he will starr in more brilliant films.
I like speed,speed 2,point break. the best.
I know that i dont have experience of acting or being bothered by the press.
But i dont blame him.
Keep up the good work.
I love Keanu’s work…all the way back to the 80’s. But in response to Katie…Keanu wasn’t in speed2.