I think Letterman’s joke about Uma meeting Oprah was fine. He was noting odd two syllable names. Whatever.
Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again relationship, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE.
I might have dated her right after Kill Bill 2 wrapped shooting. Maybe. If she offered to teach me kung fu for instance. Now? Egh.
So to recap, Uma has broken up with some guy, unlike Oprah who is still with the guy who’s not into women.
Good.