We want to offer a hearty thank-you to everyone who participated in our Blades of Glory contest on Wednesday. Normally, the majority of our correspondence from Evil Beet readers is hate mail from spelling bee champs, so it was refreshing to learn that we have a great deal of readers who are remarkably funny and grammatically competent. We received some amusing entries, our staff voted, and we’ve picked the winners.
GRAND PRIZE WINNER
From Paul
“Now that Lindsay Lohan’s father is out of jail, the only asshole he has to worry about is his daughter.”
RUNNER-UP
From Tracey
“Now that Lindsay Lohan’s father is out of jail, there is a vacancy with her name all over it!”
Congratulations to Paul and Tracey!!
Blades of Glory opens March 30.
so it was refreshing to learn that we have a great deal of readers who are remarkably funny and grammatically competent.
You guys ALWAYS make me laugh!!! Visitors should be paying you to visit this site.
Folks, if you don’t wanna open your wallets, click away on ads like you’re on speed. Thank the funny folks that way.