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Sanjaya is What is Wrong With American Idol

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Sanjaya is still in “American Idol.” I am not the only one who thinks that this is just wrong. Simon Cowell has come out saying that he will quit the show if the plucky Indian crooner wins the top prize on AI. Cowell has said, “He’s not going to win. I won’t be back if he does!”

“American Idol” has always had those singers that aren’t very good but stay in the competition because they are dynamic or interesting. We’ve had Ryan Starr, Scott Savol, and few other little gems but they really were never as boring and monotone as Sanjaya. He initially had a good audition but you know what, since then it has been a slow train to sucksville.

Sanjaya’s fans I guess are called “Fanjayas.” I don’t know who these people are but seriously, this dude is bad. He is cute and he has a nice little story and I know he is the first Indian-American ever in the competition but all of that aside he has the personality of Dick Cheney. He also is the pick right now for Vote For The Worst which might account for him still being in the competition.

Who knows what the future holds for Sanjaya? I hope his booty gets booted next week because if he makes it one more week he is on the IDOL TOUR. So much about that is very wrong.

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  • FANJAYAS!!!!

    Oh my God has anyone else noticed how much that sounds like VAGINA???

    AHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA.

    I hate Sanjaya.