“Madonna, predictably enough, has risen from the lotus position to turn the full force of her legal team against rogue nanny Melissa Dumas in an attempt to silence her.” [POTP]
If you’re anything like me, you ask yourself on an almost daily basis what happened to Rider Strong, that kid from Boy Meets World who sooo did not live up to his hotness potential. It’s not like he can’t find work; he’ll be starring in Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever, and the boys at Pajiba called dibs on the Topanga joke. [Pajiba]
I can’t follow the Anna Nicole drama anymore. DListed is at least trying. [DListed]
Against my advice, Amy Winehouse did not call her newest single “Okay Okay Okay I’ll Go To Rehab,” but, rather, “Back to Black.” Check out the video. [popbytes]
Nicole Richie takes Adderall. Related: it’s Friday. [Yeeeah!]
Uma Thurman gets busy with a hose. [Drunken Stepfather]
Come on, Chris Rock, tell us what you really think about the President. [Bossip]
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any better in the life of Carmen Electra, she falls flat on her ass on the Max Factor show’s runway. [SOW, video]
Chloe Sevigny is PREGGERS!!! Oh, no, I think that’s just how her stomach looks these days. [Cele|bitchy]