Here I thought we just had an inexcusable dearth of drinking fountains in the United States, but it turns out there’s another possible explanation for all the “dehydration” hospitalizations we’ve seen in recent months. [Agent Bedhead]
Columbia University students take a five-minute break from their Ivy League navel-gazing to complain about Matt Fox speaking at their school. [SOW]
Phew. Lindsay Lohan is back to being her old irresponsible, drunken self, and we can return to writing article after article about her puke-on-set antics. Sobriety may have been the better choice for her personally, but it was doing nothing for us gossip bloggers, and rehab programs certainly emphasize the importance of being of service to others. Good to see Lindsay is internalizing what she’s learned. [The Blemish]
The next-best thing to American Idol? Is Girls Gone Wild. [Celebrity Smack]
TORI TORI TORI!!! OMG I LOVE YOU TORI!!!! I can’t wait until your whole album leaks is released.[popbytes]
Guess who’s still crazy and possessive? [Yeeeah!]
Carmen Electra may not be important enough to be offered a role in the Baywatch film, but at least she can always shill for a no-name diet pill. [IBBB]
Dude, if I were Rosie O’Donnell, I’d be depressed, too. [Defamer]
glad to see your on a new site. the bakcground looks like old pyjamas though. u-g-l-y. but i come for the snark :P