Richard Milstein, the court-appointed guardian of Dannielynn, has announced that Anna Nicole Smith with be buried in the Bahamas, with her late son.
But we still have the paternity testing next week! />...
Tyra Banks and Photoshop collaborate to reproduce her barrier-breaking Sports Illustrated cover ten years ago. I think we all know which party worked harder. [POTP] Marcia Cross pops out those twins. [dlisted] Anna Nicole Smith: same great trial, now with more decomposition! [A Socialite's Life] The Desperate Housewives crew thinks they're gonna drag this thing out for four more years. I'll believe that when I see it. [ONTD] Hollywood hands Barack Obama a clean $1.3 million. [FishbowlLA] Yet another Perez Hilton lawsuit. But this one involves Jennifer Aniston's boobies! [Bricks and Stones] Dancing with the Stars announces its new cast. The D-list line-up includes *NSYNC's Joey Fatone, which I find endlessly amusing, as he once hosted Fame, a wildly unsuccessful reality talent competition. Nowhere to go but up, now, buddy! [Celebrity Smack]
Liveblog:
Man this judge is a jackass. What a blow-hard.
A bunch of stuff was denied. I don't understand the legalese.
Jesus, this judge looks like he's trying not to cry. What a tool. What the fuck is going on here? Holy shit the judge is crying.
They awarded the remains to the lawyer representing Dannielynn. He asks that this lawyer consult with all involved parties in making a decision.
Howard Stern's head is on the table. Virgie Arthur is crying.
"I want her buried," says the judge, "with her son. In the Bahamas. I want them to be together." But he's leaving that decision up to Dannielynn's lawyer, who I assume will agree to have her buried in the Bahamas.
Howard K. Stern is sobbing audibly. His freakin' lawyer is crying. Everybody is crying. Except Larry Birkhead. He's not crying.
"And I hope to God," says the judge, "You guys give the kid the right shot." He's still crying. This is the strangest damn thing I have ever seen.
The lawyers ask for a bunch of stuff I don't understand, then ask for use of the chambers for the rest of the afternoon. The judge says sure in the most long-winded, blow-hardy way. They want the courtroom sealed for their discussions. No cameras. Judge says sure.
Court adjourned. />Liveblog:
Man this judge is a jackass. What a blow-hard.
A bunch of stuff was denied. I don't understand the legalese.
Jesus, this judge looks like he's trying not to cry. What a tool. What the fuck is going on here? Holy shit the judge is crying.
They awarded the remains to the lawyer representing Dannielynn. He asks that this lawyer consult with all involved parties in making a decision.
Howard Stern's head is on the table. Virgie Arthur is crying.
"I want her buried," says the judge, "wi...
Watching the Anna Nicole body snatching trial on Cnn and Msnbc is just brutal. The judge is like nothing I've ever witnessed in a courtroom, a complete jackass, completely unintelligible.
It's not that he's speaking in legalese either; it's these weird tangents he goes off on. They have nothing to do with the trial. For instance a few minutes ago he started talking about the first female judge in Broward county 20 years ago. When you figure out what that has to do with where/when/how Anna Nicole's remains will be handled please let me know.
He also asked Birkhead if filing a legal motion to obtain paternity tests a year back would put "stress into Anna Nicole's body." Again, what does this have to do with anything? No one knows.
The judge is the typical South Florida NYC blowhard. He's so happy to be on TV he's almost drooling. I hate this guy. He's turned what's already a circus into Goddamn fiasco.
**Update** Actual question asked to Birkhead "Was Anna Nicole Smith the love of your life?" This has a legal bearing.. why? It's good TV, sure, but how again does "love of your life" factor in to the law of the land? Does whoever has the most passion get to cremate her? The best part of that question is it didn't have to be answered because it HAD BEEN ANSWERED PREVIOUSLY. That's right, now they are repeating the crazy talk in some effort to have the Florida justice system barred from the land.
The Bodyguard gets called. "Did Anna Nicole have mood swings?" The judge asks this. Because of the little known section 1142.b which stresses mood swings and how they relate to your final resting place.
"Was Anna Nicole on drugs? How many road arrests have you made?" On and on into infinity. />Watching the Anna Nicole body snatching trial on Cnn and Msnbc is just brutal. The judge is like nothing I've ever witnessed in a courtroom, a complete jackass, completely unintelligible.
It's not that he's speaking in legalese either; it's these weird tangents he goes off on. They have nothing to do with the trial. For instance a few minutes ago he started talking about the first female judge in Broward county 20 years ago. When you figure out what that has to do with where/when/how Anna Nicole's...
Britney's reportedly back in rehab. Story as it comes... />...
/>Tyra Banks and Photoshop collaborate to reproduce her barrier-breaking Sports Illustrated cover ten years ago. I think we all know which party worked harder. [POTP]Marcia Cross pops out those twins. [dlisted]Anna Nicole Smith: same great trial, now with more decomposition! [A Socialite's Life]The Desperate Housewives crew thinks they're gonna drag this thing out for four more years. I'll believe that when I see it. [ONTD]Hollywood hands Barack Obama a clean $1.3 million. [FishbowlLA]Yet another Perez Hilton lawsuit. But this one involves Jennifer Aniston's boobies! [Bric...
Check out photos and footage taken just hours before she re-admitted herself to Promises. Craziness, but I don't really blame her. Those photogs are merciless.
Oh, and the judge in the Florida Anna Nicole case is expected to deliver a verdict in the next few minutes......
In an effort to keep custody of her sons Britney has checked herself back into rehab. On hearing that his wife was back in a facility, Kevin Federline cancelled the emergency custody court hearing that was scheduled for today.
She is returning to Promises, the rehab facility that she most recently left. This is the last chance for Britney to get her life in order. The kids have been in the custody of Federline since last week. TMZ is reporting that Britney went to see her kids last night at Kevin's pl...
I can't believe that The Post is actually called "news." I have to say I do buy it sometimes when I have a quarter in my pocket and I need something to flip through on the subway.
Their headlines harken back to a time when "newsies" would shout out "Extra extra read all about it!" They have no shame and they forgot that they weren't US Weekly a long time ago. I love that they are creating a soap opera out of the Obama/Hillary feud.
Somehow I am obsessed with this...The war of words is heat...
Our show tonight begins with ten minutes of filler and recap. TiVo, TiVo, TiVo. At least Ryan is dressed like a normal human being tonight. Paula is sober again. Bummer.
Up first, Stephanie Edwards. "How Come You Don't Call Me." Alicia Keys is risky, but she's up to the task. Ten seconds in, and she's already better than any of the guys from last night. Forty seconds in, and she hits the high note. She emphasizes the "down on my knees" line by actually getting down on her knees, which is normally...
On tomorrow's docket? Brit Spears losing the kids? Maybe.
From our friends at the tiny news gathering called The Associated Press:
"(AP) -- As Britney Spears was reportedly checking out of a drug rehabilitation center for the second time in a week, her estranged husband was making plans to go to court amid a custody dispute over their two children.
Kevin Federline and his lawyer were scheduled to appear at a downtown courthouse Thursday for an emergency hearing, Superior Court spokesman Alla...
Ok tonight I was impressed by Jordin, Melinda, Lakisha, and my personal favorite Sabina Sloan!
Some girls really tried to hard or picked really stupid songs. I have no idea what Nicole Tranquillo was doing I guess it was vocally difficult but seemed like she was faking her way through it.
I agree with Randy that this year the girls really are wayyyy more talented than the boys. If there is a year to put more girls into the Top 12...this is the year to do it.
The Beet will give you a better overv...
Who knew she had a sister? Anyway, if you care Mischa Barton's sister, Hania, 19, is in rehab. I hope she is staying there cause this girl has crazy addict eyes. Woah.
I guess back in the day she wanted to be a rock star. Looks like she skipped the rock star part and just went onto the washed up addict phase. Smart. She's part of the messed up young Hollywood set. Gosh without her and Linsday Lohan who are they going to turn to for leadership?
All of these drugged out pics, including the one abo...