I know, I know. Horribly cliche headline. But it's 2 pm on Friday and I haven't slept much this week, so give me a break, okay? Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey and his wife welcomed twin boys, named Sullivan Patrick and Darby Galen, on Thursday afternoon. Dempsey and his wife, Jillian, already have one daughter, Tallulah, who is five years old. Mom and babies are healthy and happy.
The ultra-hunky Dempsey graces the cover of Details magazine this month, and the actor opens up to the publicatio...
Joe Francis is kind enough to voice his opinion on the sexual strengths and weaknesses of young Hollywood, with Paris Hilton in a commanding lead. He also manages to plug ParisExposed about ten times, which is quite the favor for a website he claims to despise. Turn the other cheek, eh, Joe? [TMZ] Denise Richards: what's not to hate? [Celebrity Smack] Reese and Ryan suck it up and attend their daughter's school play together. I'm so Team Reese on this one. [A Socialite's Life] Congratulations, DJ AM. You've earned yourself another fifteen minutes of fame. And, yes, Mandy, Zach's pissed. Everybody wins! [Just Jared] Kate at Fishbowl has the 411 on Top Design behind the scenes. [FishbowlLA] “The first time I get into a car accident and I see a blind guy get out of the other car — I’m kicking somebody’s ass." [Pajiba] For what it's worth, National Enquirer is reporting that Nick & Vanessa are engaged. [The Bosh] If you're wondering where Lindsay Lohan acquired her penchant for rambling, nonsensical epistolaries, look no further than her father's most recent jailhouse opus. [Pop on the Pop] Aw, Danny Tanner can still make his little girls smile. [Agent Bedhead] Turns out Courtney Love can stay sober and plant absurd rumors about how she's being considered as a judge for American Idol and categorically deny them, all at the same time! Yet, basic spelling continues to elude her. [Defamer] Tara Conner's no stranger to any type of blow. [ICYDK] I hadn't heard of Lily Allen until sometime last week, but this girl's getting really famous really fast. [popbytes] The gossip and sports blogospheres collide with the sound of Gisele Bundchen getting pummeled by Tom Brady. [The Big Lead] Memo to Tyra Banks: We are done talking about the weight you've put on in the past couple of years. We did it for a day or two, got it out of our systems, and we're ready to move on. We'd really appreciate it if you'd allow us to do that. Step away from the fat pictures, Tyra. Please. Love, The Blogosphere. [The Blemish] Bill Gates can't get away from Jon Stewart fast enough. [Cele|bitchy]
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Sour grapes much, ladies? Envy isn't a good look on you....
Alright, alright. The new guy over at MollyGood earned his stripes today with this headline on Isaiah Washington's return from Gayhab. I don't know who you used to be, Cord, but you're one of us now. And, just for kicks, I tracked down the headline that made me fall in love with Molly in the first place.
I'll start posting gossip at some point today, guys, I promise. Having trouble focusing. Not sure why. Well, maybe I have some idea.
In the meantime, rewatch the clips from the Sarah Silverman Program and GET FUCKING PUMPED!!! />Alright, alright. The new guy over at MollyGood earned his stripes today with this headline on Isaiah Washington's return from Gayhab. I don't know who you used to be, Cord, but you're one of us now. And, just for kicks, I tracked down the headline that made me fall in love with Molly in the first place.
I'll start posting gossip at some point today, guys, I promise. Having trouble focusing. Not sure why. Well, maybe I have some idea.
In the meantime, rewatch the clips from the Sarah Silverman Pro...
I spend a truly unforgivable amount of time watching television by myself in my living room. I get considerable enjoyment from most of these hours, but it's very, very rare that I will actually laugh out loud, by myself, in my living room while watching television. Laughing, in that respect, is different from the consumption of alcohol and/or week-old pizza and the use of my vibrator. But I digress.
I totally laughed out loud tonight. Like eight times. I don't know what it is about Sarah Silver...
Life must be so strange for Britney Spears. In this video, she's taking a road trip to Vegas, and has to stop several times for potty breaks. I hear ya, Britney! I have to stop like every 10 miles to pee when I do road trips, too. And there's always the typical hassle of waiting in line and/or trying to find the bathroom key, etc, but how strange must it be to have several camera crews following you while you do this? But that's exactly what happens to Britney. This is seriously a 5-minute video of Britn...
As I recall, the last time we saw Michael Jackson's children, he was dangling one of them over a balcony in Germany (Or England? Who cares?). But I guess some photogs got tired of trailing Paris Hilton around Beverly Hills and filling up her gas tank, so they decided to hoof it out to Vegas (where Britney Spears is rumored to be working on her new album) and stalk the Jackson kids. The Jackson clan is hanging out in Sin City as Michael bangs out the details on what is rumored to be a comeback sho...
Beverly Hills police yesterday released more details on Prison Break star Lane Garrison's car wreck in December, which killed a 17-year-old boy. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Garrison's blood alcohol content was at least .16%, and he'd also been doing lines of cocaine before he got behind the wheel. He'll be charged with DUI, and likely with felony DUI. The police also recommended that Garrison be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.I'll tell ya, this guy is Brandy's best ...