You are way, way cooler than the cop who pulled me over last week, and much nicer than the cop who pulled me over the week before that. Thanks for being a doll. I will live to terrorize the roads of Los Angeles another day.
With love,
Beet
Also, Paris got that restraining order against ParisExposed.com, further insuring that her latest "passion" project will stay front and center as everyone goes to print next week. Say what you will, but that girl's a genius. />You are way, way cooler than the cop who pulled me over last week, and much nicer than the cop who pulled me over the week before that. Thanks for being a doll. I will live to terrorize the roads of Los Angeles another day.
With love,
Beet
Also, Paris got that restraining order against ParisExposed.com, further insuring that her latest "passion" project will stay front and center as everyone goes to print next week. Say what you will, but that girl's a genius....
I'm just not sure. I'm never sure with him. Check out this video of Andy being forcibly escorted off the set of Jimmy Kimmel's show after getting a little handsy with Ivanka Trump (who, despite all the shit I talk about her, always manages to come off very classy and artciulate).
/>I'm just not sure. I'm never sure with him. Check out this video of Andy being forcibly escorted off the set of Jimmy Kimmel's show after getting a little handsy with Ivanka Trump (who, despite all the shit I talk about her, always manages to come off very classy and artciulate).
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I usually leave music posting around here to Lars and T, but this song came on my Pandora box the other day, and I was instantly obsessed. It gives me chills every time I hear it. The artist is Terra Naomi -- her website is here -- and I recommend you all give this a listen. Vocally, lyrically and musically it's phenomenal. She reminds me of Tori back in the Little Earthquake days, but a little more linear. (I love you Tori!)
/>I usually leave music posting around here to Lars and T, but this song came on my Pandora box the other day, and I was instantly obsessed. It gives me chills every time I hear it. The artist is Terra Naomi -- her website is here -- and I recommend you all give this a listen. Vocally, lyrically and musically it's phenomenal. She reminds me of Tori back in the Little Earthquake days, but a little more linear. (I love you Tori!)
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I've been away for a long time and judging by the hundreds of emails that have poured in you want me back in a big way.
I know it baby, I know.
I flew home from JFK last night, 6.5 hours, and I was on JetBlue so we had DirectTv. I stumbled upon something that left me shocked and saddened. Nancy Grace. Take a look.
I've been away for a long time and judging by the hundreds of emails that have poured in you want me back in a big way.
I know it baby, I know.
I flew home from JFK last night, 6.5 hours, and I was on JetBlue so we had DirectTv. I stumbled upon something that left me shocked and saddened. Nancy Grace. Take a look.
Now, I realize that freaky looking people make it on TV all the time, but do annoying freaky looking folks also make it? I mean really, she looks like she would eat a puppy. And then she...
Hilary Duff's new single is pretty addicting. Kind of like Vicodin. When you're Nicole Richie. [popbytes]
Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds must have received the letters I've been writing them, begging that the natural order of the universe be restored, and that Ryan Reynolds genes of total hotness not be mixed with Alanis's weird pear-shaped ones. They've split up. [Hollywood Grind]
I hate covering stories that involve Katie Holmes talking. [Defamer]
Fuckin' Lindsay Lohan. [The Blemish, The Superficial]
Fuckin' Lindsay Lohan's mom. [Hollyscoop]
Yes, we have pictures of Denise Richards' labia. This is very good news for Heather Locklear in the maintenance and improvement of the voo-doo doll. [The Superficial] />Hilary Duff's new single is pretty addicting. Kind of like Vicodin. When you're Nicole Richie. [popbytes]
Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds must have received the letters I've been writing them, begging that the natural order of the universe be restored, and that Ryan Reynolds genes of total hotness not be mixed with Alanis's weird pear-shaped ones. They've split up. [Hollywood Grind]
I hate covering stories that involve Katie Holmes talking. [Defamer]
Fuckin' Lindsay Lohan. [The Blemish, The Superficial]
Fu...
...but you can't take the blogosphere out of the girl.
I don't know how I missed this!
Jessica Coen's blogging again!
And not just on JessicaCoen.com -- which has been updated twice -- yes, twice! -- in the new year. She's also begun blogging at Little Gold Men, Vanity Fair's answer to the 21st century (it's also an Oscars blog). It's her first return to blogging since she left Gawker, um, what?, three months ago? To be Vanity Fair's deputy editor of online something? (Which I wrote about with great sadness before applying for her job -- once, Mike, just once.) But she's back to blogging! I knew she would be ... />...but you can't take the blogosphere out of the girl.
I don't know how I missed this!
Jessica Coen's blogging again!
And not just on JessicaCoen.com -- which has been updated twice -- yes, twice! -- in the new year. She's also begun blogging at Little Gold Men, Vanity Fair's answer to the 21st century (it's also an Oscars blog). It's her first return to blogging since she left Gawker, um, what?, three months ago? To be Vanity Fair's deputy editor of online something? (Which I wrote about with great sadness before applying for her job -- once, Mike, just once.) But she's back to blogging! I knew she would be ......
I'm of two minds regarding the news that Kylie Minogue has split from her boyfriend. My first thought is that Kylie started performing music during the Great Depression of 1812 and thus news of her sexy business isn't terribly relevant.
My second thought is that she's still really fucking hot.
Okay, I've decided, it's the latter, so I'm interested to see who is next on the boyfriend list. I'm betting on Prince....
I guess it's music Saturday here at the Beet.
I've just received news that one of my most favoritest bands, Hometown Heroes, is competing to be a part of PhillySoundClash, a Philadelphia battle of the bands type of thing. I've been following these guys for, oh, about 8 years, back when they were called Edward Sunnyside and playing local joints in Tempe (go Sun Devils!).
They need votes to get in!!!
You can hear two of their songs and vote for them here.
It takes two seconds! Vote for Hometown Hero...
Alicia Keys needs to stop fallin' in and out of love and start fallin' in and out of a razor.
You know, one of these days I'm going to be really sorry for all the time I've invested in being unnecessarily cruel to public figures without any thought at all as to how it might make them feel. I just want you guys to know that I know that.
Thanks to PotP for the heads-up (via Bossip).
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...however, I am a stellar gossip blogger.
I took this quiz on celebrity body parts, and I got 13 out of 15 right. Even the quiz thinks I'm crazy. Its reaction to my score: "Um, stalkerazzi? Jeez. Turn that gaze inward a bit, eh?"
For someone who's never had a particularly artistic bent, or a keen eye for visual detail, this is really, really sad. That I can be shown a picture of a forehead and immediately think to myself, "Oh, that's Christina's." Christina Ricci, that is. But in my head, we're ...
Matronly anybody? I don't understand why you would want to kick your butt to be a skinny starlet and then wear a big black sack that is essentially strangling your boobs. I know Anne Hathaway wanted to look like a serious actress but she just came off as looking a bit doudy and toothy. That whole multi-tier dress thing doesn't really work for anybody. Black is slimming but unfortuneatly not in this case. Lets try some color and cleavage next time darling....
Wow, I get to write two stories with good news in one day! First, Patrick Dempsey's wife gives birth to two healthy twin boys, and now the news that Charlie's Angel Farrah Fawcett received a clean bill of health from UCLA Med after battling anal cancer for the past four months. (My happiness is tempered by the fact that I did have to write something about Paris Hilton earlier today, but I'll get over it.)Farrah, who just turned 60, was told by her doctors that her "prognosis is excellent." Says Fawcett:
I ...