Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bam Margera Ties the Knot

Everyone's a famewhore. Despite the fact that nearly every single couple who films an MTV series about their relationship ends up divorced (I guess Ozzie and Sharon are still together, but I think he's too high to notice), people are still standing in line to have their dirty laundry aired to the entire cable subscriber base. Bam Margera and new bride Missy Rothstein, who tied the knot in Philadelphia on Saturday, have allowed MTV's cameras to follow them through each step of the wedding planning....

Awwwwkward …

Since Lars and I have decided to play off one another's topics today, I'm going with another Hayden Panettiere story. Hayden ran into Evil Incarnate (aka Kristin Cavallari) while shopping on Publicity Blvd (aka Robertson). Hayden, for anyone who doesn't know, is dating Stephen Cavallari, the not-that-hot cause of oh-so-much drama between Kristin and L.C. on Laguna Beach. TMZ has video. What's funny is that Hayden looks like the uncomfortable one here. Kristin probably saw Hayden and thought to h...

Justin’s Bringing ScarlettBack

Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Timberlake is dating. Yes, that's right, he's dating. There is more than one woman in whom he is interested, and so he is spending time romantically with both of them. You'd think the media would be familiar with this concept, as they all watch Grey's Anatomy, and Meredith laid the concept out pretty clearly a couple months back, but everyone still seems shocked. It's not a committed relationship ... but it's not cheating ... how do we frame this?After frollicking a...

Fatty, Fatty 2×4

Well, Beet has wisely decided to go after big people in a major way this morning so I'm going to join the fray with this news: Anna Nicole and TrimSpa are being sued in a very classy manner. That was my pun for "class action". Yeah, well, I hate me too. Anyhow the news is: Anna Nicole Smith and TrimSpa Inc. have been sued in a class-action lawsuit alleging their marketing of a weight-loss pill is false or misleading. Really? I have zero sympathy for you people. Isn't taking diet pill advice from Anna Nicole like taking "How to get shot lessons" from Tupac? Clearly ...

Janice Dickinson Rocks

Hayden Is Still Adorable

My main illegal squeeze is catching some flack for this video. It's for a DVD she did for Disney entitled Cinderella III: A Twist in Time. Some reasons you should still love her: 1. This had to have been pre Heroes and any actor would be a fool to turn down Disney cash. 2. She's 17. Give me a break. What can we expect from a girl who still hasn't gone to prom? 3. Even though this song is not something I would listen to, it's Disney through and through, making her effective. And she's sti...

Crappy Movies Change the World

I am stunned by this quote out of Jess Simpson: She made that decision (divorce), she says, after watching the 2004 romance The Notebook on a plane ride home to Texas. "I just figured out the statement," she says of the movie, starring Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams as star-crossed lovers. "It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe." She figured out the statement? The Goddamn movie isn't exactly secretive. Figuring it out is like figuring out the statement to Snakes on a Plane. Guess what? T...

Late-Night Links

Best and worst of Super Bowl ads. [Film.com]

Ryan Phillippe is all about fatherhood. That and cheating on his wife. [PopSugar]

Kimora Lee gets all lesbo at Cipriani. [Cele|bitchy]

Kim Kardashian takes a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, keeps the sex tape rumors alive. [The Blemish]

Jessica Simpson dyes her hair auburn, colors face to match. [Pop on the Pop]

Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton once played a little game of I'll-show-you-mine-if-you'll-show-me-yours in a bathroom stall. If they wanted to see each other's naughty bits, they both could have saved some time and checked the Internet. [Warship]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her cleavage hit up The Ivy for some publicity lunch. Oh, Love. I don't even know what you're working on now. The Horse Whisperer? Or something? You'll always be that girl who gave it up to Bailey Salinger in my mind. [Rappy's]

Ryan O'Neal understands that the publics needs -- nay, deserves -- a full account of his fireplace-poker-swinging battle with his son. [Defamer]

Jeff Zucker takes the reins at NBC. Hang on tight. [Jossip]

/>Best and worst of Super Bowl ads. [Film.com]Ryan Phillippe is all about fatherhood. That and cheating on his wife. [PopSugar]Kimora Lee gets all lesbo at Cipriani. [Cele|bitchy]Kim Kardashian takes a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, keeps the sex tape rumors alive. [The Blemish]Jessica Simpson dyes her hair auburn, colors face to match. [Pop on the Pop]Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton once played a little game of I'll-show-you-mine-if-you'll-show-me-yours in a bathroom stall. If they wanted to see eac...

Brace Yourself: Yahoo Had a Good Idea

A friend of mine told me last night that Yahoo! Mail Beta allowed you to open several messages at once, in multiple tabs. My Yahoo mail is really just a relic of my past at this point, because the interface sucks so hard and the spam filtering is worse. But, just for kicks, I decided to switch to Beta today. It's actually a very nice interface. And by "very nice" I of course mean "Outlook." But the whole multiple-message tabbing thing is really, really useful. I'm shocked. I haven't seen anything good come out of Yahoo in years. Come on, Google! Step it up! I need this in my Gmail! />A friend of mine told me last night that Yahoo! Mail Beta allowed you to open several messages at once, in multiple tabs. My Yahoo mail is really just a relic of my past at this point, because the interface sucks so hard and the spam filtering is worse. But, just for kicks, I decided to switch to Beta today. It's actually a very nice interface. And by "very nice" I of course mean "Outlook." But the whole multiple-message tabbing thing is really, really useful. I'm shocked. I haven't seen anything...

It’s Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, Jackass

Poor Lindsay. The paparazzi follow her to the grocery store, to the Coffee Bean, to Teddy's and Area, and now they're following her to her AA meetings with video cameras. This is so unfair on so many levels, guys. You can even hear Lindsay saying in the background, "This is so embarrassing." It's not just a horrible invasion of Lindsay's privacy (and I'm torn on where I stand on this -- I mean, she's been working 24/7 to garner publicity for years now), but it's also an attack on anyone who's trying to get sober anonymously at the meetings she's attending. These peop...