Skinny Christina Ricci can't stop getting her jollies on when her boy-band hot ex-husband Justin Timberlake leaves for Iraq so the "Snakes on a Plane" guy chains her up. Something is diirrrrtttyyyy and wrong about this movie. I use dirrrrrrtttyyyy in the X-tina sense.
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Skinny Christina Ricci can't stop getting her jollies on when her boy-band hot ex-husband Justin Timberlake leaves for Iraq so the "Snakes on a Plane" guy chains her up. Something is diirrrrtttyyyy and wrong about this movie. I use dirrrrrrtttyyyy in the X-tina sense.
Check out the trailer....
Brandon Davis makes Paris Hilton cry at her birthday party. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan has a newfound confidence in her Higher Power. [Celebslam] Pink has one of those sexy jutting-out pelvic bones that are absolutely irresistible ... on a man. [The Blemish] Hey, guess who's freakin' adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [POTP] Vivid agrees not to distribute the Kim Kardashian video until all this Britney/Anna hype dies down and the blogosphere can once again focus on a C-lister's sexcapades. [Celebrity Smack] 100 places to get music online. [Bree] Do you ever catch yourself watching MTV's Juvies and think to yourself, "Man, I wish some blogger would do an interview with one of those crazies?" I don't. But still. This is a pretty funny interview. [IBBB] David Spade has a blog. I guess the rest of us should just stop now. Strange, I used to think I was funny. [The Showbiz Show]
/>Brandon Davis makes Paris Hilton cry at her birthday party. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan has a newfound confidence in her Higher Power. [Celebslam]Pink has one of those sexy jutting-out pelvic bones that are absolutely irresistible ... on a man. [The Blemish]Hey, guess who's freakin' adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [POTP]Vivid agrees not to distribute the Kim Kardashian video until all this Britney/Anna hype dies down and the blogosphere can once again focus on a C-lister's sexcapades. [Celebrity Smack]100...
While Naomi Watts has kept mum on the subject of pregnancy rumors, plenty of other folks have been doing the talking for her. Naomi's Oscars gown was Escada, and a rep for the house issued this press release on Sunday: "The ESCADA gown set off her most precious new asset – the baby she is expecting with longtime boyfriend Liev Schreiber." Last night, Schreiber appeared on Conan O'Brien and confirmed the news himself: "Yes, I'm going to be a dad," he said. "Very exciting." According to Schreiber...
Bidding is up to $170.00 on Ebay. This is wrong is so many ways...but also really really awesome. It comes with its own padded room. You know that the mass produced bald Britney Spears dolls will be at Spencer's gifts in about 4 days.
Thanks Dlisted for the heads up....
Eddie Murphy's rep/paid liar has come out today defending the Oscar nominee's behavior at the Academy Awards on Sunday. After Alan Arkin beat out Murphy in the Best Supporting Actor Category Eddie Murphy left the auditorium and didn't go to any of the post Oscar bashes. "Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family. He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards." Storming out of the Oscars isn't cool. Most peopl...
First off: bolero. That is apparently what we were supposed to call that metallic thing draped across Jennifer Hudson's shoulders at the Oscars. Instead, we called it a spacesuit, we called it horrendous, we called it nauseating, and we called it a mistake. So did Jennifer.In a Today Show interview, she told Matt Lauer that the outfit was her only Oscars regret. A source at Page Six says that Vogue and its editor-at-large, Andre Leon Talley, was behind the mess. I should have known. That thing just ...
I don't know why this is so incredibly funny to me. Maybe because I went to Arizona State, where I'm fairly certain vanity hit that asymptotic high point after which any further changes are infinitesimal in, like, 1987. I'm not sure why they even bother holding classes there anymore. Classes are to frat parties at ASU the way that television programming is to commercials at NBC: just the tedious filler in between the rapes value-added content. Asymptotes? I learned about them in high school. Vomiting in t...
"Dude, how come I don't get a cracker?"
These two are so ridiculously gorgeous. How did Angelina Jolie manage to pick, like, the hottest orphan in all of Ethiopia? Look at those eyelashes! I would kill for natural lashes like that. Omg. So adorable....
Foxy Brown, as female rappers are wont to do, has come out swinging.
The only crime I'm guilty of is being a young black woman,†Brown said.
Hmmm. Well being a young black woman isn't a crime so you should be good to go. I imagine the lawyers will have a field day for them even charging you with being young and black. You still shouldn't have confessed to that though, make them prove it to a jury.
Police in Florida have said that Brown spat on the store's owner and then got into a scuffle with an off...
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BREAKING! BRITNEY SPEARS MAY HAVE SUFFERED FROM POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION!
Well no shit, Sherlock.
While it's terribly sad for Brit, it does not preclude a pre-existing problem with substance abuse, and it's just a relief that she's in a top-notch rehab facility where this can all be dealt with in a controlled, safe environment.
The Mirror reports that paramedics were called to Promises to treat her for undisclosed reasons on Saturday night, and her mother, KFed and the kids showed up soon after.
GET WELL SOON, BRITNEY!! ...
It seems as though Posh and KatCruise are in a tiff.
Why you ask? Perhaps it has something to do with Posh slamming the Science religion. There are all sorts of fun quotes here but it's my sacred duty to distill them into one comedy nugget. Here goes:
According to Victoria's friend, it all boils down to this: "Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert."According to the NY Daily News, Victoria told a pal: "There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense," regarding the cultis...
Now that we have the boring film awards part out of the way, we can focus on the truly important aspects of the Oscars: the parties and the gossip! While only the creme de la creme gets an invite to the actual awards ceremony (so can someone please explain to me what Jessica Biel was doing there?), plenty more celebs show up to the viewing parties and the after-parties. The biggest after-party is always Vanity Fair's, which was hosted this year at Morton's. Celebs who showed up included Gwynet...