Today's Evil Beet Gossip

House Kicks Some Ass

Just for the record, I spent about 30 seconds trying really hard to think of a medical pun to make in the headline. You know, like "House's Competition Ailing" or "House Diagnoses Ratings Success," and then abandoned the idea, for reasons that should by now be obvious. Anyway, my Dad's favorite show on TV (and, really, the only show on TV he'll watch) killed the competition this week, with a series-high viewership of 27.4 million viewers, making it the most-watched scripted series this week (thi...

You Should Be Watching Dirt

So what if "the critics" don't like it? They didn't like Full House, either, but that didn't stop an 8-year-old me from tuning in each week. And it shouldn't stop an adult you from watching this Courteney Cox FX masterpiece. It's well-written and well-acted (with the exception of a painful Adrianne Curry cameo this week -- I love you, darling, but you're not an actress). It has sex and drugs and a schizophrenic. It pushes the envelope, but it hasn't gone completely over the edge yet -- it vaguely r...

Britney Spears: Gay, High and Single!

I know what you're thinking: there's no way Britney Spears could be into chicks. Just like there was no way Britney Spears would expose the paparazzi to three separate shots of her bare nether regions over the course of a single week. Nothing surprises me from this girl. The new issue of In Touch is reporting that Brit-Brit's had a taste for the ladies since well before her split with K-Fed. In fact, they even got someone -- Omar Sharif, a rap producer and friend of K-Fed's -- to go on the record with t...

Naked Days Are Good Days

I'm a Christina Aguilera fan. Some of that is due to the fact that, unlike the rest of her pop brethren, she has a good voice. Also, that video "Dirty" was oddly compelling. Finally, I think she's like 5 foot 1 inches which means she'd have to listen to all my orders, no matter how costume related. Yeah, all in all a life with Christina would be grand and today there was more good news for our potential relationship. You see, she likes "Naked Sundays." Straight from the little bombshell's mout...

All The Cool Kids Have Sex Tapes!

Kim Kardashian and one of her not so famous hot black guy boyfriends (there have been a LOT people) have "accidentally" leaked a sex tape. Oh no! How could that have happened. Little gnomes must have broken into their apartment and then contacted their porn partners in crime! It is rough when you are famous and you film yourself having sex and it gets leaked to the press. It is funny how many times that happens. Click here to check it out via Bossip. />Kim Kardashian and one of her not so famous hot black guy boyfriends (there have been a LOT people) have "accidentally" leaked a sex tape. Oh no! How could that have happened. Little gnomes must have broken into their apartment and then contacted their porn partners in crime! It is rough when you are famous and you film yourself having sex and it gets leaked to the press. It is funny how many times that happens. Click here to check it out via Bossip....

Late-Night Links

Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]

Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]

Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]

Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time's the charm, so maybe this go-round he'll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]

Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for "Glamorous." [Bree]

Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]

Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn't be so depressed. [ICYDK]

/>Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time's the charm, so maybe this go-round he'll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with th...

Oh. My. God.

I am watching the AmIdol San Antonio auditions, and Ryan Seacrest is talking to three girls who are holding a sign that says -- I am not kidding about this -- "JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!" I looked at it for so long, trying to figure out what they could possibly mean by that, and finally it dawned on me. And Ryan is talking to them for what I am certain is a full five minutes, and they are saying something, I'm sure, but I can't hear any of it, because they are holding a sign that says -- for real, people -- "JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!" If only public school teachers could create the same level of hysteria as aspiring pop stars... />I am watching the AmIdol San Antonio auditions, and Ryan Seacrest is talking to three girls who are holding a sign that says -- I am not kidding about this -- "JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!" I looked at it for so long, trying to figure out what they could possibly mean by that, and finally it dawned on me. And Ryan is talking to them for what I am certain is a full five minutes, and they are saying something, I'm sure, but I can't hear any of it, because they are holding a sign that says --...

Across the Universe

Cool Movie Alert! This is directed by Julie Taymor and looks quite good. Here is the trailer to enjoy but you will have to wait till September for the movie. I am quite excited. Here is..."Across the Universe" />...

Everybody Hates Tyra

Tyra Banks has been having a rough couple weeks. First, they publish photos of her in a really ugly bathing suit looking a bit chunky and come up with really funny headlines about her new zaftig shape. Second, after wearing the same suit on air (and having a very public bitch fest)...probably after a 10 day juice fast, people put this lovely little banner outside her TV show. Now, Adrianne Curry (aka. Mrs. Brady or the original America's Next Top Model) is speaking out against the season's freshm...