I'm not even sure why that's a story. But CNN was also nice enough to quantify them for us, "large amounts" were found. So you know, a couple hundred pounds of valium or so I'd guess.
They are also reporting that the Nurse of Anna Nicole found her not breathing but called the lawyer-dad Howard K. first and waited "a while" before calling 911. I would guess that's because when she went to nursing school they told her helping that the patient came right after paying allegiance to the dark side.
Somet...
Teri Hatcher had a lunch date with George Bush, Sr. I'm not sure which of them I feel more sorry for. [Faded Youth] Lance and Reichen had a love that could have lasted a lifetime ... if it weren't for some dude from Real World: Denver. [ICYDK] Mischa and Cisco had a love that could have lasted a lifetime ... if it weren't for that picture of his gigantic testicles that made the Internet rounds. [Cele|bitchy] Breaking: Angelina Jolie is thin. [The Bosh] Yeah, okay, so Tori Spelling's like 20 months pregnant, but is that really any excuse to look like Kirstie Alley? [The Blog You Love to Hate] Blah blah blah ... Ryan O'Neal ... blah blah son drunk ... blah blah blah pregnant girlfriend battered ... blah blah blah ... Gloria Allred? Jesus. [TMZ] Will Nicky Hilton face actual consequences for her participation in her sister's bigoted video projects? Maybe. You know who won't face actual consequences? Paris. Ever. [MollyGood]
I figure we all need a quick breather from the Anna Nicole Smith insanity, especially since tomorrow is going to be insane and autopsy-intensive. Here's a clip someone sent me about the new Eddie Murphy film Norbit. I don't know much about this film, but rumor has it that Eddie's decision to add to the ever-expanding, always high-brow genre of black-men-playing-fat-black-women-and-doing-dumb-shit may actually hurt his shot at an Oscar for Dreamgirls. So, hey, I'm already a fan. The movie opens tomorrow.
/>I figure we all need a quick breather from the Anna Nicole Smith insanity, especially since tomorrow is going to be insane and autopsy-intensive. Here's a clip someone sent me about the new Eddie Murphy film Norbit. I don't know much about this film, but rumor has it that Eddie's decision to add to the ever-expanding, always high-brow genre of black-men-playing-fat-black-women-and-doing-dumb-shit may actually hurt his shot at an Oscar for Dreamgirls. So, hey, I'm already a fan. The movie opens to...
Ok, well if that didn't get your attention. I don't know what I can contribute new to the Anna Nicole saga but here is a quote from Larry Birkhead.
According to his lawyer Debra Opri, Larry is
"inconsolable ... he has lost the mother of his child and he has lost a woman he loved very much."
He is also secretly excited that now he gets to prove that Dannielynn is his daughter and hopefully get some dough out of this whole mess.
I have to say RIP Anna. I fully enjoyed you, fat skinny and everywhere in between. />Ok, well if that didn't get your attention. I don't know what I can contribute new to the Anna Nicole saga but here is a quote from Larry Birkhead.
According to his lawyer Debra Opri, Larry is "inconsolable ... he has lost the mother of his child and he has lost a woman he loved very much." He is also secretly excited that now he gets to prove that Dannielynn is his daughter and hopefully get some dough out of this whole mess.
I have to say RIP Anna. I fully enjoyed you, fat skinny and everywher...
Check out a clip from the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I really hope it gets more interesting than this. She's a beautiful girl and all, but Paris set the sex-tape bar pretty damn high, and this clip is really, really dull in comparison. I read that there were golden showers involved originally, but that they'd been cut before the final release. If that's not proof that Kim's involved in this, I don't know what is.
Update: Ha ha ha, Perez sucks. That was smart, though, dear. Credit where credit is due. Anyway the clip is here. />Check out a clip from the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I really hope it gets more interesting than this. She's a beautiful girl and all, but Paris set the sex-tape bar pretty damn high, and this clip is really, really dull in comparison. I read that there were golden showers involved originally, but that they'd been cut before the final release. If that's not proof that Kim's involved in this, I don't know what is.
Update: Ha ha ha, Perez sucks. That was smart, though, dear. Credit where credit is ...
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
That is FOUR N's, and an IE, and no hyphens. I am grateful now that I took great pains to learn the spelling awhile back. You never know what might come in handy when there's breaking news. You hear that, Reuters?? I'm job-hunting ...
God speed, soldiers. ...
Gawker's captured some of the madness of Anna Nicole's wikipedia page post-mortem.
Defamer's got a great play-by-play of the CNN coverage. And much-needed baby ducks. The ducks are good. So I'm re-posting them here. Because they helped. Because this is stressful and depressing. Thanks, Defamer.
SplashNews promises CPR video soon. ...
I suppose it had to end like this. The soap opera of Anna Nicole Smith's life came to a sudden finale on Thursday afternoon in a Hollywood, Florida hotel room. Smith had been in the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino since Monday, leaving five-month-old daughter Dannielynn behind in the Bahamas with a close friend. Anna's unconscious body was discovered by her private nurse on Thursday afternoon. Her bodyguard and local paramedics attempted CPR, and she was rushed to the hospital, but she died before...
CNN is reporting Anna Nicole collapsed in a hotel room and died shortly thereafter.
**I'll be updating as events warrant**
-Autopsy scheduled for tomorrow down in beautiful South Florida.
-Anna Nicole was dead before she reached the hospital, bodyguard attempted CPR in hotel room.
-Emergency filing re: custody of six month old daughter by Larry Birkhead. He is demanding DNA test, as he believes Anna's husband Howard K. Stern is not the father of the child.
-Anna Nicole's room being searched ...
Heatherette gets no love. The hipster fashion line debuted its new line at NYC Fashion Week on Tuesday, sans a model and a high-profile guest. Paris Hilton -- a longtime friend of the designer duo -- was slated to walk the runway, and Britney Spears had front row seats. Paris canceled at the last minute, citing a stomach ache, but Radar provides a little more insight. Paris was spotted doing shots of tequila at Butter with Brandon Davis until 3:30 in the morning, at which point she puked and went...
Gawker draws our attention to this Page Six article on Britney Spears.
SHE'S here for Fashion Week, but Britney Spears (left last night with baby Sean Preston) could use some fashion tips. The pop tart was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror. Our spy overheard Spears complain, "Y'all, I feel old! I'm 24, y'all. I feel old." She was wearing "a red tank minidress, no bra, and huge platform shoes" and had "nappy hair extensions." ...
I'm glad Drew has moved past both the drugs and Tom Green and seems to be dating nice introspective guys who write movies to meet Natalie Portman.
Those are my kind of guys. And she was decent on SNL last Saturday too.
I of course speak of Zach Braff and Drew, who are rumored to be mingling though it was of course denied by her publicist. But that's what publicists do. They would deny just about anything besides charity work and their clients liking gay folk.
So, wrapping up, If you've been in the business 42 years and ...