Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Absurd Was Five Miles Ago

Beet mentioned that Zsa Zsa Husband' Prince Frederick von Anhalt might also be the dad of the wee one. So it's a three horse race, nothing special of note there. But PLEASE note this: He said the two started an affair... meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife. But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider tha...

Notes on a Press Conference, Part 2

Doc says they will take DNA samples, as is apparently routine in a case like this. They did not find proof immediately that there was "chronic abuse" of drugs. But he emphasizes that all their determinations so far have been based on observations by the naked eye. Cute moment: "We are not Superman -- or Superwoman, because there are women working in our office." A reporter asks to speak to the Chief. He steps up to the mic. Reporter asks if there is any truth to the rumors that Howard K. Stern was...

Notes on a Press Conference

The Anna Nicole Smith autopsy press conference is in progress. Here's the liveblog. Dr. Joshua Perper, the chief medical examiner for Broward County, kicks things off. He thanks a bunch of people first. That's nice. Can we move on? He introduces the Chief of Police, Charlie Taggert, who extends his sympathy and thanks a bunch of people. He says they plan to investigate thoroughly. He says no evidence exists to indicate that a crime occurred. They found no illegal drugs at the scene -- only prescr...

The Web is in Mourning

Both Anna Nicole's site and the TrimSpa site are quite sad today. AnnaNicole.Com TrimSpa.com They also are in the same format and the same text. Something about that seems really strange to me. It is also bit weird that her own website doesn't have a tribute to her but the TrimSpa one does. At the bottom of TrimSpa's site you can click and see various tributes that TrimSpa customers "sent in." I'm a bit confused how they got these tributes as there isn't a "click here to send a tribute" link. It is a bit fishy that they have all of...

Posh & Becks Can’t Bring Their Security Team to the U.S.

Victoria and David Beckham are upset that U.S. authorities have decided to bar eight of their longtime security guards from immigrating to the States with them. These employees do not qualify for U.S. work permits, because authorities believe U.S. citizens could reasonably do their jobs. The Beckhams are upset about this, because their security team has been with them for years, and their sons reportedly look at them as uncles. Says a source, “It’s proving to be a massive headache...

Things That Didn’t Happen to Anna Nicole Smith Today

Elle MacPherson hasn't gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy]

Hilary Duff releases the music video for "With Love." [POTP]

Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish]

Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood]

Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam]

Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]

/>Elle MacPherson hasn't gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy]Hilary Duff releases the music video for "With Love." [POTP]Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish]Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood]Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam]Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]...

Anna Nicole: Day Two

As of 10:30 PST, here's what we have so far: Prescription drugs were found in Anna Nicole's room. The pills were in Howard K. Smith's name!A judge today refused emergency DNA testing to determine the paternity of Dannielynn, but ordered her remains preserved until a full hearing on February 20. It appears that Anna and Howard K. Stern were set to be legally married (their last marriage, it turns out, was not legally binding) in the Bahamas on February 23. The couple were both in Florida yesterday to buy a 39" boa...

Anna Nicole’s Hospital Arrival On Tape

Anna Nicole's arrival at the hospital, already dead. On tape. Ignore the ... um ... is this German? The footage was captured by Splash News, and reportedly sold last night for $500,000 after a bidding war. Update: Liveblog of the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy press conference this afternoon. Part 1 and Part 2.
/>Anna Nicole's arrival at the hospital, already dead. On tape. Ignore the ... um ... is this German? The footage was captured by Splash News, and reportedly sold last night for $500,000 after a bidding war. Update: Liveblog of the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy press conference this afternoon. Part 1 and Part 2....

The Legal Issues on This Will be a Bitch

I just finished watching two press conferences which I'm pretty sure had something to do with this whole Anna Nicole thing. As I understand it here's where we stand: Three jurisdictions are now involved. The request for Anna's DNA was requested in California and has been denied (at least for now). Florida is where the autopsy is being held and they have taken control of Anna's body until at least February 20th. The Bahamas are where little Dannielynn resides. So then, according to the California law...

Fun Facts About Kim Kardashian

Want to learn some things about America's Newest Porn star? Here are are some fun facts about Kim Kardashian. *She has been married before to Damon Thomas. *She is of Armenian and Iranian decent. *Of COURSE she has a MySpace. Of course it also has a large amount of sexually suggestive photos. *She is related to Brody Jenner (ex boyfriend of essentially every "it" girl in Hollywood) *To explain the above. Her step-dad is Olympic Games gold medalist Bruce Jenner. She has nine brothers and sis...