I'm must bring you this entertaining bit to teach you all about Sloths. Watch for the "Eat Cocaine" line.
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Just in case Britney Spears had any surviving remnant of trust for the people she allows into her life, Isaac Cohen sits down with News of the World for a tell-all just weeks after their split. [Dirty Laundry] The JT video for "What Goes Around Comes Around," co-starring Scarlett Johansson, has hit the Internet. I'd comment on it, but after I'd watched for a minute or two, I was in too much pain to continue. I'd feel bad passing judgment without viewing the remaining seven freakin' minutes. [POTP] Someone leaked a topless photo of Jen Aniston from the set of The Break-Up. Hooray boobies! [The Blemish] More music videos: The Killers "Read My Mind" and Scissor Sisters "She's My Man." [Bree, popbytes] Ralph Fiennes joins the mile-high club. [Warship]
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This reminds me of our old friend here at The Beet, DontDateHimGirl.com, and how we nearly destroyed a young man's future in casual, self-satisfying sexual misadventures by reporting on it. As I'd hate to risk doing that to someone else, I won't call out my fave stories from this new site, but suffice it to say that it's equally amusing. />I rarely click on ads on this site. Click fraud and all that. But they are getting better and better. I just now saw one in the corner that said: "Got Herpes? Find Out Who Is Spreading STDs in Your Area." I clicked it, because how do you not click that?, and was directed to YouGaveMeAnSTD.com. Here's their overview:
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Because it appears most of the country has. If you so much as gave this woman a pap smear in 1987, Larry King wants to book you.
Check out this latest clip. First, Larry interviews some chick who said Anna Nicole was her maid of honor. She seems really down-to-earth and normal, and I'm confused, because I thought clearly Anna had no close friends who happened to be in any way grounded in reality, and then she announces that she had never met Anna before her wedding day. She'd won some contest through Trimspa, and ... I don't know, the story gets bizarre ... but somehow or other Anna Nicole showed up at her wedding and now she's on CNN.
Then Larry interviews some dude. Not sure who he is or why he matters, but he called Anna "pumpkin."
And now, the coup de grace. Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna, who is absolutely fucking wasted. And crying. And oh my God she is trashed. Like Paula Abdul levels of incoherence. Now this is the kind of friend I'd have guessed Anna would have.
Okay I just had this fantasy of Joanie Laurer and Paula Abdul co-hosting some sort of View-style talk show program. Just imagine:
"So the war in Iraq is just..."
"I know, it's, like, when I was ten years old, okay, I had this Barbie doll, and we, um, okay, I painted her pubic hair green and..."
"Right, with everyone dying over there, it's just so ... I mean ... when I had my reality show with the Brady guy and my boyfriend came over and I had to try to kill myself because of the media scrutiny and..."
"I think the media scrutiny is just like Iraq."
"It really is."
"Do you have any bubbles?"
"Like to blow?"
"Yes."
"Yes I do."
Okay okay, I'll stop. So now Larry's talking to the wife of Trimspa's CEO. She says Joanie is full of shit and is not friends with Anna, and is just using this opportunity to be in the limelight. She is Anna's true friend, which is obviously why she is so deeply in mourning that she has to take her two minutes with Larry King to bitch out fucking Chyna.
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Because it appears most of the country has. If you so much as gave this woman a pap smear in 1987, Larry King wants to book you.
Check out this latest clip. First, Larry interviews some chick who said Anna Nicole was her maid of honor. She seems really down-to-earth and normal, and I'm confused, because I thought clearly Anna had no close friends who happened to be in any way grounded in reality, and then she announces that she had never met Anna before her wedding day. She'd won some contest ...
Larry King is currently interviewing Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the publicity whore who is cashing on on Anna Nicole's death by saying he might be Dannielynn's father. He's been doing interviews all day. Larry can't seem to get him to admit that he banged Anna, so he asks him why on earth he's claiming he might be the father.
After stating that there are probably 30 guys who might be the father -- way to call her a slut, dude -- the Prince goes on to say this:
"Now there are two guys who claim one is the father, the other one is the father, and I think both of them are full of shit because they are not the father at all."
Larry asks him if he was in love with Anna. The Prince says he's not, he's in love with his wife (Zsa Zsa Gabor), and it was just an affair with Anna. However, he will raise the baby if it is his.
This is so weird. />Larry King is currently interviewing Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the publicity whore who is cashing on on Anna Nicole's death by saying he might be Dannielynn's father. He's been doing interviews all day. Larry can't seem to get him to admit that he banged Anna, so he asks him why on earth he's claiming he might be the father.
After stating that there are probably 30 guys who might be the father -- way to call her a slut, dude -- the Prince goes on to say this:
"Now there are two guys who claim...
The Tribune of Nassau published these photos this morning, alleging that ANS had an affair with Shane Gibson, the Bahamian immigration official who approved her application for permanent residency in the Bahamas. This is also the man with whom Dannielynn was allegedly left when Anna left for her doomed trip to Florida. While I'm fairly certain we can count this fella out in the battle for Dannielynn's paternity, they do look awful close....
So yes it is sad to profit from people's pain but when it is Anna Nicole dying it seems to be open season. The New York Post, really the captain of considerate journalism, posted a cartoon that was in pretty poor taste but yet it was also quite funny. So funny honestly that I had to post it.
I think that Tom Selleck is actually the father of Anna's baby and that Howard has him chained a dungeon somewhere torturing him with re-runs of Magnum PI. Just a thought...makes more sense that the child com...
Wow. There aren't a lot of things I really need to say about this...I feel as though this outfit speaks for itself. Nobody should wear colored tights, I don't care how long your legs are. Really you need to pair this cute dress maybe with cute boots...it is WINTER Joss Stone. I love how she is trying to sex it up now that she has a new album coming out. If sexing it up means looking like a slutty high school senior at Seth's Crazy Halloween Bash 1994 then she succeeded. What frightens me the most ...
Turns out the red states aren't Grammy voters. Who knew?
Dixie Chicks killed it. They won every single award for which they were nominated. That's five of 'em, folks. Including record, album and song of the year. So the question, now, is turned on middle America's radio stations: Are you ready to make nice?
In contrast, country darling Carrie Underwood picked up Best New Artist and Best Female Country Vocal Performance for "Jesus, Take the Wheel."
Xtina and John Mayer picked up Best Female/Male...
I'll go ahead and jump on this picture-posting bandwagon. I have no idea how TMZ acquired these photos, but they seem pretty confident they are actually from the refrigerator in Anna's bedroom in her Bahamas home. Note the methadone.
Sigh. I'm so tired already tonight.
Oh and Howard K. Stern's been found. Apparently he hopped a flight to the Bahamas with Entertainment Tonight's Mark Steines, who scored the exclusive interviews with HKS after Anna's death. ET will start airing the footage Monday night, but you can get a sense of...
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