Ashley Olsen hands the paparazzi this week's paycheck from a private villa in Mexico. ...
Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP] Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish] Mischa Barton does her very best Crocodile Dundee. [Celebslam] Anna Nicole was cheating ... on TRIMSPA! Leave it to CourtTV to get the hard facts in this case. [TMZ] T.R. Knight is not getting pushed around by anyone anymore! You hear that, Diddy? [Cele|bitchy] Jessica Simpson and John Mayer pose for some Paris Hilton won't have her true commitment to the ground-breaking creation of novel soundscapes diluted by an extended appearance at such self-congratulatory nonsense as the Grammy awards. But you can take her picture real quick. [Defamer] See? Sarah Silverman is funny. I told you so. [Gawker]
Okay okay. My fantasy talk show has a new co-host. Miz Sharon Stone will be joining Paula Abdul and Chyna to discuss the issues facing our world today. Up now: the naughty, nasty little Germans, and why we keep coming back.
/>Okay okay. My fantasy talk show has a new co-host. Miz Sharon Stone will be joining Paula Abdul and Chyna to discuss the issues facing our world today. Up now: the naughty, nasty little Germans, and why we keep coming back.
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prom post-Grammy photos. [Tabloid Whore]
It's a rough day in Santa Monica, as MTV Networks this morning announced a round of layoffs which will eliminate around 250 staff positions. Names will be announced throughout the week, with some folks in very senior positions rumored to be on the chopping block. The cuts will impact all networks, including MTV, VH1, Nickelodeon, Spike and Comedy Central.
Tragically, there are no plans yet to fire Brody Jenner from ever being on television or near Lauren Conrad again. />...
So when I first heard of Lilly Allen I was like "uggs, another cheeky Brit Pop import that Perez is all hyped up about." Last night I was having a late night iTunes extravaganza and I bought myself "Smile." It has a fun little beat to it and even though Lilly Allen is about ten shades of crazy she is adorable in her own twisted kind of way. The video is also nasty and vindictive...in such a lovely way. />
So when I first heard of Lilly Allen I was like "uggs, another cheeky Brit Pop import that Perez is all hyped up about." Last night I was having a late night iTunes extravaganza and I bought myself "Smile." It has a fun little beat to it and even though Lilly Allen is about ten shades of crazy she is adorable in her own twisted kind of way. The video is also nasty and vindictive...in such a lovely way....
I mean, he dated Lisa D'Amato, still the reigning drunk of reality television in my mind. And I'm counting Chyna. So the British pop star checked into an undisclosed U.S. rehab center to deal with his addictions to prescription drugs. Says Lisa: "It was clear he was struggling with his mind. He doesn’t drink, but he needs antidepressants to get him through the day. A lot of the time he seemed on edge."
This isn't Robbie's first time around in rehab. He did a stint there after leaving the band Take That (remember them?).
Robbie lives in LA, so it's possible that he's jo...
TMZ got 'em. They are so all over this. They're kind of anti-climactic. The one chick's all like "Can you respond to the Hard Rock? We have an unresponsive white female." And the other chick's all like "Yeah sure no prob" and then the first chick's all like "It's actually, um, it's Anna Nicole Smith" and then the other chick's like "Oh okay." So, like, pretty much exactly what you would expect from professionals who tend not to become hysterical in situations like this. Listen here. ...
I researched the quote to make sure I got the headline right you Shakespeare freaks. Man, you guys are worse than the LeopardRinis.
Okay, back to business, Scarlett Johannson(twins) has come out and made a very non-definitive statement about her and Timberlake.
Here it is:
"We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin's a sweetheart, and it's always good to see him. But there's a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it'...
Selma Blair has gone blonde.
I remember what a minx she was in Cruel Intentions. I'm also glad she wasn't a saucy mink because PETA would be all over us.
*Photo courtesy of DListed*...
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Also, the boys at Junkiness remind us that you neither have to submit your DNA nor know how to properly spell her name to own little Dannielynn Stern. All you need is eBay....
Not that this is even news anymore, but Britney was parting at NYC's Tenjune late Saturday night -- maybe partying a little too much. Britster exited the club and was rushed into an SUV with a blonde female friend. When she arrived at the hotel, she and the friend left, and the paps quickly noticed something was amiss within the car. They zoom in and get a close-up of the backseat of the SUV, covered in vomit. That's hot. Video here.
Brit's former love, Justin Timberlake, had a similar night o...
I don't normally foray into the best dressed category (as T has that covered like a jimmy hat) but with the news that Maxim has booked Christina Aguilera for the cover of their March issue I'm nominating her.
Sidenote 1: I swear I don't work for Maxim.
Sidenote 2: Did you see her performance of "It's a Man's World" on the Grammys? It was super duper good. The girl can sing....