Oh, wait, Paris Hilton doesn't care anymore. Paris Hilton hasn't cared for months. That's like 28 scandals ago. So Travis Barker and his newly acquired batch of herpes are back in the arms of Shanna Moakler, even though they both deny it like crazy (getting back together, not the herpes). At Pure in Vegas last night. ...
Red-carpet photos from the U.S. premiere of Music & Lyrics, starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. [Film.com]
I bet JC Chasez could give Clay Aiken some ideas about how to use an oversized turnip. [Celebslam] Vogue's Anna Wintour: "You want a fat girl on the cover of my magazine? Fine. Fine. But she is not going to look good." [DListed] Pete Wentz makes out with boys. [POTP] Ivanka Trump reminds us that she is nothing like Paris Hilton. Which is true, because Paris Hilton doesn't need to name-drop Ivanka Trump in order to get people writing about her. [A Socialite's Life] You don't need photographic evidence to assure yourself that Britney's a dirty whore. But, admit it, you want it anyway. [Cele|bitchy]
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Red-carpet photos from the U.S. premiere of Music & Lyrics, starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. [Film.com]
I bet JC Chasez could give Clay Aiken some ideas about how to use an oversized turnip. [Celebslam]Vogue's Anna Wintour: "You want a fat girl on the cover of my magazine? Fine. Fine. But she is not going to look good." [DListed]Pete Wentz makes out with boys. [POTP]Ivanka Trump reminds us that she is nothing like Paris Hilton. Which is true, because Paris Hilton doesn't need to name-drop Ivanka Trump in order to get p...
"Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead, Wolf?"
"Yes."
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The entire VH1 classics department got axed today, as did all staff producers at MTV2. It's rumored that most of Affiliate Marketing & Sales won't last the day. Brody Jenner? Still on TV. Life is not fair. We'll keep you posted... />...
Let's just get this out of the way, so we can get on with our day.
A Florida judge has ordered that Anna Nicole's body not be released until DNA testing can be performed as per the request of Larry Birkhead.
A Bahamian judge yesterday agreed to an injunction preventing Howard K. Stern from removing Dannielynn from the Bahamas. This is at the request of Anna's mother, Virgie Arthur, who claims she fears for the safety of the child with Stern.
Howard K. Stern's sister Bonnie continues to wa...
You know, the one without a K? The one we once thought was, without a doubt, the craziest motherfucker named Howard Stern on the planet?
Shock-jock Howard "Not K" Stern proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky, with a 5.2 carat diamond ring. In case you care. ...
Paula Abdul, taking a page from the Isiaiaiaiah Washington school of kicking sleeping dogs has decided to go on the offensive against all those hating on her substance abuse problem.
She Said (re: rumors she does a mix of crack/cocaine/meth/PCP before going on the air):
That's nonsense, the 44-year-old "Idol" judge tells Us Weekly magazine in its February 16 issue. "I've never been drunk. I have never done recreational drugs," she says. "Just look at my 20-year career. Tell me someone who is into partying or doing drugs that could have done that."
Wow. There's a lot ...
JustJared knows something I didn't. Beyonce has made the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit issue. Take that J-HUD!
She may play second fiddle at the movies and she might be dating a guy who lies about retirement but she's still got a fairly smokin' bod. And here in cyberspace that's still worth something.
Also, fellas, it might be fun to leave this issue out to make your mate feel inadequate. It's the only real way to get back at your mother for years of neglect.
*Photo courtesy of JustJ...
"HOUSE HEARING ON 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' CANCELED AFTER ICE STORM"
Take that Al Gore. Just kidding, I love the environment. I just find the irony of the situation a wee bit humerous.
Thanks Drudge Report....
I've got more Anna for ya baby!
As it turns out this Prince Von Anhalt may not be exactly on the up and up. This is a shocking claim, just shocking.
Here are a few notes on the latest:
His out-of-left-field assertion has been met largely with disbelief and boosted curiosity about the man who, the British press reports, may have paid a bankrupt princess for his title. He denies those reports. Even his age has been questioned. He says he's 59; the German press puts him in his mid 70s.
He acknowl...
No news day would be complete without an update on the Anna Nicole saga. To summarize today's findings:The 911 call from the day of Anna's death has been, um, either released or .. acquired. Listen to all the non-excitement of it here.Anna Nicole's former bodyguard, Alex Denk, has thrown his hat into the Dannielynn-paternity ring, bringing the number of potential daddies to five. Anna Nicole's mother has hired a lawyer to help in her quest to have Anna's body released to her for burial. Anna did...
Sometimes I worry I have too much time on my hands, but then something happens to make me feel better about it. Like when the kids over at the Celebrity Baby Blog notice that the chick who played Rayanne on My So-Called Life had a baby. Her real name, die-hard fans will remember, is A.J. Langer, and the only reason this news made any paper at all is that she is married to Lord Charles Courtenay, the future Earl of Devon and proud owner of an even weirder spelling of Ms. Cox-Arquette's first name...