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Rehab #2 Featuring Lindsay Lohan

lindsay_rehab.jpg Lindsay Lohan has checked out of the Wonderland treatment center she has called home for the past month. She is still going to be participating in outpatient therapy but now she is free to whore herself around at various Hollywood hotspots. She is also now free to devote her full time to her movie "I Know Who Killed Me." I guess its something about a girl with a dual personality. Didn't she already play that part in "Freaky Friday?" Honestly my favorite Lindsay Lohan movie is "Mean Girls." I...

Funeral Home: Thanks, But No Thanks

I'm watching CNN on a Friday night. That's pathetic. But I just heard on Nancy Grace's show that the funeral home Anna was scheduled to be embalmed at wouldn't sign the confidentiality agreement and so a new funeral home will have to be found. This is them if you want to check them out and maybe use them next time you're in Florida. On one hand, that sucks because Anna needs some maintenance. On the other hand I'm not entirely sure I blame them, the liability issues have to be kind of nasty there. If someone snaps a phone picture you're opening yourself up to bigtime legal disaster. The good news is another funeral home has already been found and they have signed the agreement. So embalming is imminent. That should make your weekend.
/>I'm watching CNN on a Friday night. That's pathetic. But I just heard on Nancy Grace's show that the funeral home Anna was scheduled to be embalmed at wouldn't sign the confidentiality agreement and so a new funeral home will have to be found. This is them if you want to check them out and maybe use them next time you're in Florida. On one hand, that sucks because Anna needs some maintenance. On the other hand I'm not entirely sure I blame them, the liability issues have to be kind of nasty the...

A Little Study Break …

Well, let's face it, if you're in college, this whole site is a little study break. But we're approaching midterm time, and a friend passed these on to me today. They're not exactly celebrity gossip, but they made me laugh so hard that I had to post them here. Anyone who's ever taken a college science class can appreciate this. Click to enlarge. Well, let's face it, if you're in college, this whole site is a little study break. But we're approaching midterm time, and a friend passed these on to me today. They're not exactly celebrity gossip, but they made me laugh so hard that I had to post them here. Anyone who's ever taken a college science class can appreciate this. Click to enlarge. ...

Eminem Has a Small Penis

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Anna Nicole Is a Real Person

It's easy to forget that. But this video just acquired by Extra, of a 1993 reunion of Anna with her father, who left when she was two, is really humanizing. She's gorgeous, and she's so excited to see her father -- not crazy excited, just overwhelmingly happy -- and I remembered for a minute that this was a real person who struggled with real emotions, and not the caricature I write about each day. I assume Extra will show more of this tonight. Look out, Entertainment Tonight! PS -- Yeah, I know Britney's been in and out of rehab today. I'll write that story when I damn well feel like it. />It's easy to forget that. But this video just acquired by Extra, of a 1993 reunion of Anna with her father, who left when she was two, is really humanizing. She's gorgeous, and she's so excited to see her father -- not crazy excited, just overwhelmingly happy -- and I remembered for a minute that this was a real person who struggled with real emotions, and not the caricature I write about each day. I assume Extra will show more of this tonight. Look out, Entertainment Tonight! PS -- Yeah, I know Bri...

Foxy Brown Loves Jail

Rapper Foxy Brown has been arrested again. This time she was involved in a beauty-supply shop disturbance down in Florida and charged with battery and obstruction of justice. The best part of the story is actually her previous arrest which went a little something like this: The hip-hop artist was sentenced in New York last October to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail-salon stylists over a $20 manicure.So clearly our girl has severe cuticle issues which cause a she-Hulk li...

Nicole Richie Charged with DUI

Nicole's pretty much been off our radar since her December journey westward on the east-bound 143. Hopefully this means she is pulling a Lohan and getting her ass sober again. But she'll still have to face the consequences of her Vicodin-inspired trek. Nicole's been charged with misdemeanor DUI and will be arraigned in L.A. County Superior Court on February 21. Ironically, I have a very expensive speeding ticket I should probably contest that day, but I really don't want to drive all the way out to Glenda...

Austrians Throw Trash at Paris Hilton

Awesome. She gets evacuated. I think my favorite part of this is how her song is pumping in the background as the security guards move her away from the raining cigarettes. It's poetic, really. Very Grey's Anatomy. [via POTP]
/> Awesome. She gets evacuated. I think my favorite part of this is how her song is pumping in the background as the security guards move her away from the raining cigarettes. It's poetic, really. Very Grey's Anatomy. [via POTP]...

Sigh. TRL Stays.

Despite yesterday's late-breaking rumors that the national nightmare of Total Request Live had finally come to its cold-sweated end, MTV Prez Christina Norman says it'll stick around. In a ridiculously long internal email (I mean, come on, Christina, there are MTV staffers. Next time: fewer words, more cocaine) she says that "TRL will air as always - and we'll continue to bring our audience the celebs they love and special weeks like Spankin New and much more -- but we will now operate more efficiently downstairs." Ha. That last part sounds dirty. Mama's got a new toy ... She also sheds some light on why I don't care at all about MTV2: "We've decided to consolidate the operations of MTV2 within MTV, and many of the hard-working production and development people of MTV2 will be leaving the organization. The MTV2 that you all know and love will still be there - packed 24 hours a day with the music and shows that its young male viewers love. I'm proud of all that the MTV2 team has contributed to its creative and ratings successes. They are leaving behind a great legacy and we are eternally grateful to them." Gotcha. They never wanted me to watch anyway. So if you're 13, you can breathe again. Vanessa Minnillo and that skinny white dude will stay on the box in your living room, so you have something to do after school other than homework, exercise or face-to-face socialization. Phew. That was scary for a minute.
/>Despite yesterday's late-breaking rumors that the national nightmare of Total Request Live had finally come to its cold-sweated end, MTV Prez Christina Norman says it'll stick around. In a ridiculously long internal email (I mean, come on, Christina, there are MTV staffers. Next time: fewer words, more cocaine) she says that "TRL will air as always - and we'll continue to bring our audience the celebs they love and special weeks like Spankin New and much more -- but we will now operate more efficie...

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