Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks


I researched the quote to make sure I got the headline right you Shakespeare freaks. Man, you guys are worse than the LeopardRinis.

Okay, back to business, Scarlett Johannson(twins) has come out and made a very non-definitive statement about her and Timberlake.

Here it is:

“We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin’s a sweetheart, and it’s always good to see him. But there’s a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it’s immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy.”

You know what else piques people’s interest? When you appear in a 9 minute whack off self aggrandizing J-Tim video. It’s like when that Counting Crows guy had Courteney Cox in his video. They were doing it. Or when Steven Tyler put his daughter Liv in there. You get the picture.

So don’t blame us feeding frenziers for being right on the money. You guys love each other and will have a million babies and that’s all there is to it. Unless of course he goes with Jessica. Then you’re out.

*Headline Courtesy of Hamlet*

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