Martha Stewart’s found an “Apprentice” that fits in just right. [A Socialite’s Life]
Christina Aguilera’s hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying solo and ringless. Trouble in paradise? [Gabsmash]
Paris Hilton lies about her sex life. [The Blemish]
Shanna Moakler is just glad to see another Miss USA labeled as a drunken slut. Although, in fairness, Shanna was never accused of making out with teenage girls. [TMZ]
Nicole Richie goes grocery shopping. Hopefully for some freaking Midol. [MollyGood]