Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Rest of the Sexy Pants

Okay, after Sir George (and really, let's just Knight him already) here is the rest of the list from People:2. Patrick Dempsey3. Ashton Kutcher4. Taye Diggs5. Johnny Depp6. Josh Duhamel7. Enrique Murciano8. Leonardo DiCaprio9. John Krasinski10. Jake GyllenhaalBoth good and horrible choices here. Also EvilT, EvilB, why no chiming in on this? Must I be the only grader of manflesh?Anyway, Ashton Kutcher at #3 is preposterous. My cat exudes more sex appeal and I don't even own a cat. I love Johnny D...

George Clooney Still Sexier Than Actual Sex


He's done it again. George Clooney has taken home the "Sexiest Man Alive" title from People magazine. He first won it nine whole years ago, clearly there are no traditional limits on this man's sexuality.Here's the problem I have with George Clooney; there is no problem. He gives great interviews, he's got great friends, he chooses great projects. This is highly frustrating to someone who sees the celeb world as a collection of freaky deaky folks. It also means that Clooney is hiding something u...

Picking up the Pieces

Oh hells no! Britney removes K-Fed from her top 12 on MySpace. That's what you get for writing mean things about her on shower walls, Kevin. [Faded Youth]
Oh hells no! Britney removes K-Fed from her top 12 on MySpace. That's what you get for writing mean things about her on shower walls, Kevin. [Faded Youth]Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are turned away from the London world premiere of Casino Royale, after someone very wise determined that perhaps Queen Elizabeth should not share a red carpet with a world-renowned cokehead. [Agent Bedhead]Madonna confirms that she plans to adopt a baby girl from Malawi, in order to "redress the balance" in her family. M...

A Winner Emerges in the Race to Sue Perez Hilton

Congratulations, Splash News. We thought the smart money was on X17, but we've always loved you guys. Nothing on their website yet (perhaps their lawyers advised against it), but Jossip has the video (of course there's video). They found Perez the same place anyone can -- at the Coffee Bean in Hollywood -- and handed him a cease and desist letter. Perez has long been an enemy of the paparazzi, as he often runs photos without giving proper credit. We all do that, really, but few of us make our living doing this stuff, or have the readership Perez does (between 2-3 million unique...

Kellie Pickler on Childhood Abuse

The AmIdol standout, whose album is at #1 on the country charts, and who may have her own sitcom soon, reveals to Us Weekly that she suffered childhood physical and emotional abuse at the hands of her mother.“I remember my mother and I were in the kitchen and I said, ‘I wish God would take me away, I’d much rather be dead than live here with you.’ She took a knife out, set it on the counter and said, ‘Here, do it then.’ I was in fourth grade. Of course I never would have acted upon it, but it’s done a lot of emoti...

Month of Makeovers

Whitney Houston, Britney Spears, and now...Tara Reid.
Whitney Houston, Britney Spears, and now...Tara Reid.Remember a year ago when Tara Reid was showing up to events looking like this.Now she looks like this.I'm glad finally someone taught her how to brush/wash her hair and do her makeup. She used to be really smokin and I'm glad she finally embraced the fact that she is 30 and an adult. I'm guessing there was a team of people responsible for this...if so, they should win an award....

The Mile High Club Just Got Dangerous

For those who are unfamiliar with the term "mile high club" it essentially means doing it in the airplane bathroom. It is best done on an international flight when all the lights are out and nobody can tell what you are doing. (Don't ask if I say this from experience). The dumbest thing to do is to try to get some nookie on the airplane in plain sight. A couple, who I'm guessing had had too many cocktails at the airport bar, did just that on a Southwest flight and now are paying the consequences. ...

Billie Jean is Back in a Major Way

I saw Casino Royale yesterday and heard Chris Cornell bust out the theme. It wasn't as bad as you'd think. But I've stumbled across something so horrific that you must listen to it post haste. Chris Cornell covers Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean' Here. I have no idea how long that will stay up so hurry. The song could've have been a good cover by someone, somewhere, but Chris comes off like a cross between Bruce Springsteen and Brian Adams. Beautifully Wretched. Enjoy it....

Chantilly Lace and a Hypnotized Face

I don't know that I want to turn into EvilBeet's official CruiseKat guy but the stories seem to be calling to me. Here's a fun tidbit, Katie just dropped three large on some lingerie. Included in the windfall:1) A $340 thong2) Matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers that set her back $6203) A lace bra with Swarovski crystals for $380 and matching thong with crystals for $175Now admittedly I don't know a ton about thongs but aren't they um.. well not much fabric? What would cost $340? Does...

A Brief Review of Babel

From my new favorite source, a brief yet elegant review of this two-and-a-half-hour Brad Pitt opus."babel sux. dont see it. the end."Also, my beloved JGuars have sent me another Justin video. I adore you guys, but keep your Beet writers straight. Evil T wrote the bit about Justin having a nice voice, not I. (Yeah, I'm watching you.) I truly admire your determination, though, and your Ghandiesque approach to growing the Justin fanbase. Keep at it, guys! I'll keep running them....