Today's Evil Beet Gossip

HOORAY PORN!!!

We've got a lot of good stuff for you today, kids:
We've got a lot of good stuff for you today, kids:The Mischa Barton nude scene video.Paris Hilton's breast.And what week would be complete without Lindsay Lohan's vagina?Don't say I don't love you guys. Want more? Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our upskirt/labia slip gallery....

SHOCKER! Kim Stewart Has Liver Disease

Rod Stewart offspring and Paris Hilton sidekick Kimberley Stewart, 27, has liver disease from excessive alcohol consumption, her father told Rolling Stone. Before I get into the details, I'd like to note what a great dad Rod Stewart must be. This is really what fathers are for: alerting the national media when your liver malfunctions because you're a raging alcoholic. It's like that one time my dad called his buddy at Reuters when I got my first period. I love you, Pops. Seriously, was Rod Stewart d...

Angelina Jolie’s Bodyguard Arrested

Three of Angelina Jolie's bodyguards were arrested in India today, and later freed on bail, after parents at a local school complained that they were injured and abused by the bodyguards. The problems began on Thursday, while Jolie was filming A Mighty Heart at the school in Mumbai, India. The gates to the school had been locked during the shoot, but were opened so that parents could pick up their children. At this point, the guards allegedly pushed a small child, and referred to the families as "bloody Indians." Jolie's lap-dog and apparent spokesperson, Brad...

Even Communism Can’t Stop Bond

I'll echo my Evil sis' thoughts on Daniel Craig being hunkish but I do have some reservations about the pursed lips that Craig comes dangerously close to flouting in Casino Royale. If he clenches his cheeks just a little more he's entered Courtney Taylor of the Dandy Warhols territory which is not a place you want to be.I do have good news though. China has reviewed the film and found no reason it can't be shown without editing. Mission Impossible 3 was edited to hell because it showed China in an...

Daniel Craig is Hot

I was a little hesitant, much like the rest of the free world, when they announced that Daniel Craig would fill Pierce Brosnan's shoes as the new 007. I knew he had rocked Sienna Miller and done a movie called "Layer Cake" but other than that I was a little taken aback. I loved Pierce Brosnan. He was the sexy Englishman that I've been looking for all my life. Daniel Craig seemed more "dirty hot." Well I am seeing this movie pronto because this man is super sexy. This photo above demonstrates why the ...

Fashion Victim of the Week

The T is back in NYC so I thought today to cover a nice little Vogue Event where Kate Spade wore THIS. It is a pretty color but it is a huge coat. I have seen this woman and she is relatively petite. This makes her look huge and weird. I used to think her bags were the "it" thing when I was in high school. You couldn't pay me to wear this orange thing she is carrying. I understand she is all proper but this weird outfit looks oddly like a costume. Come on honey, little black dress...housecoats are...

Um…I Like Lindsay Lohan Today

This hasn't happened in a long time. She recently gave an interview to GQ, and, you know what? She's pretty funny. I laughed -- with her, for once, not at her. Here's a snippet:We met Lindsay Lohan in the garden of the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. We had a margarita. She had a…beverage.Can we tell people we’re doing this interview in the men’s room at Yankee Stadium?Yes. And tell them that we’re dating.Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write ab...

As If You Could Love Tina Fey Any More…

The kick-ass former Saturday Night Live head writer (the first woman to hold that title), dished to Howard Stern this morning about how Paris Hilton was a "piece of shit" SNL host. Fey said Hilton had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave." Paris refused to do any skits that poked fun at herself. She asked the writers to create a skit in which she could play Jessica Simpson, "because I hate her" and "she's fat." When Paris grew frustrated ...

Shanna: Paris Should "Take Her Valtrex"

Check out this X17 video of Shanna Moakler last night, after the Dancing with the Stars finale after-party. A photog asks her if she's talked to Paris since "the incident." Shanna laughs and says she has not. The guy follows up by asking her what she would say to Paris if she were to talk to her. "She should take her Valtrex!" responds Moakler. Valtrex is, of course, a herpes medication. Ouch.
Check out this X17 video of Shanna Moakler last night, after the Dancing with the Stars finale after-party. A photog asks her if she's talked to Paris since "the incident." Shanna laughs and says she has not. The guy follows up by asking her what she would say to Paris if she were to talk to her. "She should take her Valtrex!" responds Moakler. Valtrex is, of course, a herpes medication. Ouch.On a side note, Shanna's lost most of her marriage weight and is starting to look really good again....

It’s a Boy for Jamie Pressley

My Name Is Earl star Jamie Pressly announced that she is expecting a baby boy on Wednesday night's taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Pressly is four months pregnant, and the proud papa is her fiance, deejay Eric Cubiche. Pressly describes hearing about the sex of the baby from her doctor: "She looked at the picture and said, 'If that's not a boy that's a third leg.' Of course, Eric says its because he's Cuban."


My Name Is Earl star Jamie Pressly announced that she is expecting a baby boy on Wednesday night's taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Pressly is four months pregnant, and the proud papa is her fiance, deejay Eric Cubiche. Pressly describes hearing about the sex of the baby from her doctor: "She looked at the picture and said, 'If that's not a boy that's a third leg.' Of course, Eric says its because he's Cuban."Pressly and Cubiche got engaged last month, after Pressly denied rumors that she w...