I am obsessed with "The Office." Best Week Ever has a great recap of last week's episode. In it, they bring up the point that they are actually Team Karen. After months of wanting Pam and Jim to get together, I also think that Jim and Karen are a cute new couple. She really likes him, and Pam did miss the boat on that one. To show your support you can buy t-shirts that say "Team Karen" or "Team Pam" here. The Internet is full of debate on this very important Office issue. I really think "The Off...
Kimberley Stewart denies having a liver disease, agrees with me that her father crossed the line by a good solid mile. "I love my dad but sometimes he has a big mouth, and not just when he's singing. I don't have a liver disease." [Celebrity Smack] Why bother getting raped when you can just pay to have sex with Mike Tyson? Heidi Fleiss says she has hired the boxer as an "employee" of her planned Nevada brothel for female clientele. [Tabloid Whore] I know I give her a hard time, but I'll be honest: Katharine McPhee looks killer in these recent photo shoots. [Pop on the Pop] Okay, it's over. I have been putting off saying this for a really long time -- even though I saw it coming -- because it's saddening to me, and it feels like the end of a truly glorious era. But it's happened, and there's no more denying it: Pamela Anderson looks old. [Teddy and Moo]
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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4rCfRDyZFQ]Here is my new favorite artist. His name is Mickey Avalon. I saw him in San Diego when he performed at Aubergine. He is a punk rapper from the mean streets of LA. Essentially, America's Pete Doherty. He likes to rap about his penis, drugs and his skills in the bedroom. He has quite a past working as a male prostitute so his angst is legit. Take the Federline. I wouldn't do him but he has quite the female fan base. Lyrically I think he is quite fun a...
Britney Spears and her new extensions score with the Vegas casinos and possibly Mario Lopez. Some other bloggers may refer to Lopez as a star of Saved by the Bell and, more recently, Dancing with the Stars. I will, now and always, refer to him as the jackass who married the Doritos girl and then cheated on her three days after the wedding. Come on, Brit. You can do better. [Faded Youth]
This is so weird I had to post it. This will be the only time I speak of this sham marriage. We have lost Joey Potter forever. I wonder what Dawson thinks about all of this.
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Ok, so this is a bit redundant but last night I spotted the Bachelor Prince Lorenzo Borghese with a woman who was definitely Sadie or Jennifer, the women that he is choosing between tomororw night. These things never work out but I know that he is supposed to pretend to date her for a few months at least, or at least until the show is over. I have photos of him and a mystery blond canoodling which will be up tomorrow and T got a little drunk last night. />...
It's like the perfect storm.[At the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas]...
In my alternate life I am a really big-time movie reviewer, think Ebert without an alarming predilection towards a coronary. Anyway, in this lofty position I get to screen movies before the general public and I recently caught Dreamgirls. I won't really get into the movie other than to say it's really, really good, and this is coming from a guy who would rather not see movies that fall anywhere near the "musical" category.What I do want to mention is that there is now officially a buzz around former...
So this is a pic o' the Bachelor, Lorenzo. He is chatting with an unidentified female companion. Now, my picture of them making out was too dark which makes me sad. Please take my word for this. I'm guessing his relationship with his bachelorette is over. Why do they still have this show on the air. It doesn't really work...ever.If I can photoshop up my darker pic I'll post it. Enjoy. The T is back in NYC so I'll hopefully get a good scoop out of "contacts" here....
Well, those two crazy kids actually went and got themselves married. This Saturday, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were joined in holy matrimony at Odescalchi Castle outside of Rome. There were over 150 guests in attendance, including Victoria Beckham, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, and Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.Katie's father escorted her down the aisle, and the ceremony was performed at sunset by a Scientology minister (read about traditional Scie...
Did anyone catch Friday's Oprah? I'm just now watching it on my TiVo (keep your jokes to yourself, assholes), and she's interviewing the whole cast of Grey's Anatomy. She asks Isaiah Washington about the Burkegate scandal last month, and here's what the cast had to say:Isaiah: I really honestly think that, for me, it was a combination of fatigue, pride, passion and -- I've been working with these beautiful men for three years now, and we had an argument as brothers. It came about in a time and a plac...
These are shots of the guests leaving their hotel to catch shuttles to the actual wedding site.Victoria Beckham has apparently decided to skip the Cruise/Holmes vows altogether, opting instead to attend some manner of funeral being held by the cast of Melrose Place.To celebrate Cruise's virility, Jennifer Lopez has dressed as a penis.More later......
I refuse to let this one slip through the cracks, no matter how perfectly Chris Robinson thinks he may have timed it. The Black Crowes rocker filed for divorce from wife Kate Hudson on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for joint custody of their son/daughter/creature (If you'd cut his hair, Kate, we wouldn't have to mock him. It's that easy.), Ryder, 2. The couple did have a pre-nup, but details are not currently available.Robinson and Hudson first announced their split mid-August, when it was rumored Hudson was romantically involved with You, Me and Dupree co-star Owen Wilson. In late October...