Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Lindsay Trying to Get Sober?

La Lohan set tongues a-wagging when she was photographed leaving The Ivy yesterday wearing a ninety-day sobriety chip given by Alcoholics Anonymous and other twelve-step programs. It seems unlikely that Lohan herself has actually been sober for ninety days, seeing as how we run a story at least once daily regarding just how drunk she was the night before. Lohan's rep says the chip was a "tribute to a friend."Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, is rumored to be sober, and I'm sure Lindsay had some ex...

Orlando Bloom Gets Himself a Booty

Various sources have reported that Orlando Bloom has moved on to Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" Jessica Biel. Oh Kate Bosworth. He fell for you when you were the buff hottie from "Blue Crush" and now that you have morphed into a another Hollywood stick figure, you are outta the picture. I don't know if Kate is doing this to herself on purpose or if she really has a problem. All I know is that I have respect for Orlando going for a girl with some junk in the trunk. Shake that booty....

Some You Tubers Mourn Reese and Ryan

I have to say, I only discovered You Tube a couple of months ago. Since I've been immobile, due to my broken foot, I have become a little obsessed. Part of my obsession deals with the people that make these little tribute movies to couples, TV shows, movies, etc.. Here are some tribute videos I found of Reese and Ryan.
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"Come on And Journey to This Lohan Holiday"

The title of this post is an actual lyric on this truly heinous CD by Ali Lohan.Click here to get a sample of one of her hot holiday tracks. Looking on Amazon.com, this CD is selling for the bargain basement price of $10. With that $10 you get to hear such classics as.1. Christmas Day2. I Like Christmas3. Winter Wonderland4. Christmas Magic5. Jingle Bells6. Groove of Christmas7. Lohan Holiday - Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan8. Deck the Halls9. Silent Night - Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan10. Santa's Reindeer Ride -...

Short List

AmIdol winner Fantasia Barrino's new album drops December 12. Check out the first single, "Hood Boy," here. [Juicy-News]
AmIdol winner Fantasia Barrino's new album drops December 12. Check out the first single, "Hood Boy," here. [Juicy-News]Look, I've seen 8000 celebrity Halloween costume photos this week, including a completely baffling Paris Hilton, but Anne Curry as Cher deserves its very own link. [Go Fug Yourself]Because you haven't lived until you've seen Chris Klein as a slice of pizza, the kids at Celebrity Smack put together two fairly comprehensive collections of celeb Halloween costumes. See, I had planned to do this, but I quickly realized it wo...

Another Day, Another Lie By a Spokesperson

One evening, a few years ago, I got really excited because I was going to see my favorite, Neil Patrick Harris (aka Dougie Howser, MD) in "Assassins" on Broadway. After the show, because a friend of a friend was in the cast, we waited at the stage door and I got to meet Neil Patrick Harris. Oh dreamy Neil Patrick Harris. Soon after, a friend of mine, who is an established musical theatre actor, was hearing my story and stated, "You know he's totally gay right?" In the musical theatre community, ...

Trend Alert: I’m Told This is Supposed to Be "In"

Really short bangs are the new "it" hairdo. I think they are more of a hair-don't but really who am I to criticize. I just have this weird flashback to second grade when I decided to cut my friend's bangs. They came out looking similar to the style above and I got in quite a lot of trouble. I have to say on Rosario Dawson they are kind of hip but much like skinny jeans most people can't carry them off, and they seem like a fashion disaster in the making....