Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Deaderline: Day 2

Kevin Federline has responded to Britney Spears' divorce filing. In the response, he asks for legal and physical custody of the couple's two children and requests spousal support. He's going to need it: his album debuted at #151 this week, and he's dropped the price of tickets to his upcoming show in Chicago to $0.00 (that's not a typo) after his recent show in NYC barely filled a sixth of the theater.The ever-vigilant folks at Extra sent a reporter all the way out to Fresno to interview one of Kevi...

Kirstie Alley: People Still Care

I haven't listed to the radio in a while since I do not have a car in New York. Since I am in AZ, I was driving around listening to another annoying talk radio show. The subject was Kirstie Alley and if she was skinny enough to wear a bathing suit on TV and if she will gain back all of the weight she has lost. I think people should lay off. These guys were being awful on the radio. I just wanted to call in and see how many of these men calling in had man boobs and big beer guts. Yes, she was wea...

On a Political Note

I've been hungover all day. Not hungover on booze but on politics. Why can't we have one election decided that night? I'm so sick of all this recount stuff. The T is a "Conservative" (no that doesn't mean I'm all lovely on Bush or this stupid war) but I think really I'm just enamored by the numbers on my computer come election night. I kept hitting the refresh button to check who was winning...not just on the big elections but ALL the elections. Here are things that I think are cool about our mid...

Madonna INJURED!

Madonna is sporting a bruise on her left cheek after a scuffle with paparazzi at Heathrow airport this weekend. She was holding her (kind of) adopted baby, David, at the time. According to a source, "When she landed in London, there was a lot of pushing and shoving. She was jostled around. She got hit in the paparazzi's commotion." The baby was not injured. Madonna was returning to London from NYC, where she's been promoting her latest children's book, Too Good to be True and her upcoming NBC televi...

No F’in Way: The Dems May Take the Senate

...and the blame is falling squarely on Donald Rumsfeld, who's stepping down as Defense Secretary. That President dude wants some former CIA bigshot, Robert Gates, to take his spot. Stay tuned.
...and the blame is falling squarely on Donald Rumsfeld, who's stepping down as Defense Secretary. That President dude wants some former CIA bigshot, Robert Gates, to take his spot. Stay tuned. Also important: Australian home-wrecker Abbie Cornish was a no-show at the premiere of her new movie, Candy. She's probably trying to stay out of the spotlight after being blamed for the Reese/Ryan split. Ryan's denied a lot of things this week, but he hasn't denied his relationship with Cornish, which frie...

YOU WANKER! THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS!

Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven't? It's a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It's funny -- you should watch it. (You should get high first.) The point is, there's a very important scene in this movie: two news anchors are reporting live on camera on the in-progress Civil War. The man says "And, in other news," and then the woman turns to him and screams "You wanker! There is no other news!" It's been a running joke among my frien...

Recapping Deaderline

Yesterday was a great day to be a celebrity gossip blogger. Not such a great day to be Kevin Federline, but that's someone else's problem. As I'm sure you heard about on a gossip website, on a news website, on an Italian soccer website, from a coworker, from your waiter, in an AA meeting, from your 4-year-old child, on NPR, in line for the bathroom and/or from your pharmacist, Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline yesterday. Let's recap some of the highlights of our generation's D-D...