Today's Evil Beet Gossip

David Silver is Getting Married!

Remember Brian Austin Green? 90201? An incredible TV movie with his then-girlfriend Tiffany Amber-Thiessen? He is engaged to Megan Fox of "Hope and Faith" and they have dated since she was barely 18. She is now 20 and he is 33. Oh, he also is Vanessa Marcil's (NBC's "Las Vegas") baby daddy.Here are some quotes from an interview with Megan in FHM:On Her Tattoos:"I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my ne...

Lindsay Calls Paris a Cunt…Buys a New Bag

It is so weird that Hollywood has become a warped version of High School. This whole Paris/Lindsay/Stavros/Nicole/Harry/Brandon situation is getting nuts. It seems every night one of them hooks up with someone or says something vicious behind his or her backs. Last night was not an exception. Lindsay was out, again, you know, because she is "not a party girl." I really want to forward that girl a list of my favorite TV shows and movies. I think it would start to just be exhausting to whore it up ...

Recapping Deaderline: Day 3

Sorry I'm late on this, guys -- I decided to take a break from tending to y'all last night to take a stab at a social life. We'll see how this new experiment goes...An in-depth review of Britney's pre-nup shows that she filed for divorce on November 6 for a very good reason: one day later, and she would have had to pay a third year of alimony.If there is anyone happier about this divorce than the celebrity gossip blogging community, it is, surely, Brit-Brit's homewreckee, Shar Jackson.In one more blow...

You Told Me To Do It…..

Here is a quote from my comment section.
Here is a quote from my comment section."You can enjoy beautiful concert videos of Justin performing at the concert (and accompanying himself on the guitar) on the You Tube site, or you can check out his Myspace Site as well for more current and accurate information."So you know what I did? I went to You Tube and I checked out some concert footage from his New Jersey concert. I forgot that, yes, he does have quite a nice voice. That is great that he is quite talented. I don't question his talent but...

Maybe Today Should Be Pandora Day Instead

Because my Pandora box is a goddamn comedy goldmine today. Now on? Billy Bob Thornton, "Angelina." I've posted the lyrics here, because, well, it's just not fair that a song like this has been forgotten by pop culture. Or by Angelina Jolie.I walked into an elevatorand you walked inta a wallyou said you wanted to be with meI never dreamed I’d have it allbut sometimes changed that day inside meand I believe it changed inside you tooYeah Angelina can you feel itwatch the angels as theyâ€â...

Justin Guarini: Stranger Things Have Happened

That is really the title of his latest CD. Since today is American Idol day, and I am sick of writing about K-Fed, I thought I would check in on our favorite has-been American Idol runner up. He was supposed to be in this turkey of a musical called "Good Vibrations" a couple years back and pulled out because he wasn't the "star."According to JustinGuarini.Com, "Justin has been sought after for many popular television programs, independent and theatrical films, and public as well as private events...

It’s AmIdol Day: Ayla Brown Has an Album Out!

AmIdol thirteenth placer Ayla Brown (remember her? college basketball? dad was a Senator? rough life? yeah.) apparently released an album, Forward (oh lord please tell me that's the position she played on her basketball team), on October 17 after signing with Double Deal Records in late August (yeah, we haven't heard of 'em either). I know this only because a song from it, "Thanks to You," just came on my Pandora box. It's a slow, ballad type of song. It's not awful.I love this quote from today, p...

Oh Hells Yes: Fox Developing a Kellie Pickler Sitcom

From Variety:A sitcom star is born: Fox is developing a half-hour comedy revolving around "American Idol" finalist Kellie Pickler.Pickler will play a naive small-town Southern girl -- a character based on herself -- who discovers that her biological father is the state's well-respected governor. His presidential dreams are put in jeopardy, but the two form a father-daughter relationship that winds up helping his standing in the polls.Expect Kat McPhee to be talking loudly about her eating disorder by...

Picking up the Pieces, Just Like Reese Witherspoon Has to Now

Reese Witherspoon officially files for divorce, then tells her manager to text Ryan Phillippe to let him know. [ICYDK]
Reese Witherspoon officially files for divorce, then tells her manager to text Ryan Phillippe to let him know. [ICYDK]Lindsay Lohan's car is hit -- again -- by paparazzi. [Egotastic]Bill Cosby settles his sexual assault charge for an undisclosed amount. [I'm Not Obsessed]Remember Raj from The Apprentice? Apparently he was running for Congress in Pennsylvania. If I'd known that, I might have paid attention to these elections. But, once again, he wasn't hired. [Junkiness]Kellie Pickler's album debuts at #1 on the country charts. "WHAT?" screams Faith Hill. But she wa...

Daniel Baldwin, Arrested Per Usual

That always-relevant-just-not-for-making-movies Baldwin, Daniel, was arrested in Santa Monica on charges of drug possession and the driving of a car that was, technically, not his own. This is the second time this year that the 46-year-old has been arrested on drug charges in Santa Monica, putting him in that very elite stratosphere of celeb drug problems where George Michael is king.To hear the Santa Monica Daily Press tell it, cops on routine patrol spotted Baldwin leaving a hotel, and, because he...