Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Why Nicole Richie Can’t Gain Weight

Remember last month when Nicole Richie was going in for "diagnostic treatment" to determine why she couldn't put on any weight? Well, Page Six ran the following blind item today:WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.Hm. I told you I thought the girl was starting to put on weight. This pic is of Nicole at the Disney Vault event, looking more healthy and happy than we've seen her in a very long time. We...

HOORAY! They’re Making Tokyo Suckerpunch into a Movie!!!

I was just doing some background research on Tobey Maguire, and stumbled on a little gem on his IMDB page. He's attached to the film version of Tokyo Suckerpunch, set to be released in 2008. Maguire will be playing the main character, Billy Chaka. If you've never read the Isaac Adamson novel about a young writer who finds himself smack in the middle of a murder mystery in modern-day Japan, I recommend you do so immediately. It is a fabulous, intriguing, hilarious novel -- it's one of my all-time fa...

K-Fed Shopping a Britney Sex Tape?

Hell hath no fury like Kevin Federline scorned. Britain's News of the World reports that Britney's soon-to-be ex-hubby is shopping a four-hour sex tape the two recorded at the beginning of their relationship, and that he's already been offered nearly $33.5M for the footage by an Arizona company. He's hoping for a pay-off from Britney in exchange for keeping the tape to himself. They also drop the bomb we've all been waiting for -- that Brit filed divorce papers after catching Federline with another...

I Link, Therefore I Am

Tobey Maguire and girlfriend, Irrelevant McNotfamous, welcome a baby girl. [Hollyscoop]
Tobey Maguire and girlfriend, Irrelevant McNotfamous, welcome a baby girl. [Hollyscoop]Joley Richardson quits Nip/Tuck. She's hoping to be cast in a show with more plausible plotlines, possibly something involving giant, mutant, hermaphoditic aphids who eat Koreans and occasionally find themselves in awkward love triangles including the wife of their college roommate. [HGW]Beyonce and Eva Longoria will be getting all lesbo on the big screen. Where will you be, Paul Reuebens? [Bossip]Someone asked me t...

I’m Not Saying She’s a Gold Digger…

"I love all men equally, no matter their financial situation. At the end of the day, however, if you want to enter a serious relationship, I think it's very important that your special someone has his finances under control. Otherwise, how can you even contemplate a future with him?" -Ivanka Trump to Stuff MagazineI'm seriously not judging Miss Trump here. More rich ladies need to be wary of those men out there looking for a sugar mama. Go girl, let Miss Spears be a cautionary tale.Thanks to a gre...

Frat Boys Sue Borat

Two John Does are suing 20th Century Fox and One America Productions, claiming members of their fraternity were used in the Borat movie (no, I'm not typing out the whole title), after they were assured the film would not be shown in the United States and that their identities would not be revealed.According to TMZ (where you can find the court papers), the "movie features a scene in a motor home where Cohen gets drunk with three frat boys who go on a racist rant about how they wished they had sla...

Exhale: Studio 60 Survives

For those of you who were losing sleep over the threat of being denied your weekly supply of rhythmic Sorkin repartee (wow, that sounds kind of dirty, like something Maureen Dowd might be able to tell us more about), Studio 60 has been picked up for nine more episodes.
For those of you who were losing sleep over the threat of being denied your weekly supply of rhythmic Sorkin repartee (wow, that sounds kind of dirty, like something Maureen Dowd might be able to tell us more about), Studio 60 has been picked up for nine more episodes.Picked up for nine more episodes? You know who else was picked up for nine more episodes? Boticelli. They didn't understand him then, either, and ninety-three percent of the country will tell you you should not -- you should not -- u...

David Silver is Getting Married!

Remember Brian Austin Green? 90201? An incredible TV movie with his then-girlfriend Tiffany Amber-Thiessen? He is engaged to Megan Fox of "Hope and Faith" and they have dated since she was barely 18. She is now 20 and he is 33. Oh, he also is Vanessa Marcil's (NBC's "Las Vegas") baby daddy.Here are some quotes from an interview with Megan in FHM:On Her Tattoos:"I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my ne...